I Have a Pet Snail-Bill Crosby

[ti:I Have a Pet Snail] [ar:Bill Crosby] [al:i have a pet snail] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Have a Pet Snail - Bill Crosby [00:04.20]Written by：Bill crosby [00:08.40]I have a pet snail [00:10.54] [00:13.29]He follows me wherever I go [00:15.64] [00:17.68]I've been late for school [00:19.30] [00:20.70]For two years in a row [00:23.00] [00:24.55]When I watch him crawl [00:26.80] [00:27.65]It's like time is standing still [00:30.41] [00:32.25]I love my pet snail [00:34.64] [00:35.38]And I hope I always will [00:37.86] [00:41.00]His eyes look like antennas [00:43.49] [00:44.66]His ears are near his shell [00:46.97] [00:48.88]I bet he hears the ocean [00:50.93] [00:52.32]Really really well [00:54.38] [00:55.50]My friends [00:56.86]Try to tease me [00:58.53] [00:59.11]They say I should get a dog [01:01.85] [01:03.79]How could I be happy with [01:06.55] [01:07.34]A bump on a log [01:09.27]I have a pet snail [01:11.48] [01:14.25]He follows me wherever I go [01:16.48] [01:18.54]I've been late for school [01:20.36] [01:21.63]For two years in a row [01:23.98] [01:25.53]When I watch him crawl [01:27.75] [01:28.52]It's like time is standing still [01:31.42] [01:33.32]I love my pet snail [01:35.60] [01:36.36]And I hope I always will [01:38.85] [01:41.90]I try to teach him tricks [01:44.34] [01:45.57]But he seems kinda slow [01:47.82] [01:50.46]Playing possum seems be the only one he knows [01:55.36] [01:56.39]Sometimes he tests my patience [01:59.40] [02:00.38]But he's just being himself [02:02.80] [02:04.57]It wouldn't be the same [02:06.61] [02:07.31]If he tried to be someone else [02:10.24]I have a pet snail [02:12.37] [02:15.14]He follows me wherever I go [02:17.46] [02:19.48]I've been late for school [02:21.17] [02:22.54]For two years in a row [02:24.94] [02:26.40]When I play with him [02:28.61] [02:29.48]It's like time is standing still [02:32.26] [02:34.26]I love my pet snail [02:36.48] [02:37.34]I hope I always will [02:39.70] [02:42.78]His family drives by so fast [02:45.08] [02:45.59]They don't even stop to say hello [02:48.62] [02:50.42]I just smile and wave and say [02:53.38] [02:54.11]Look at that escargo [02:56.57]I have a pet snail [02:58.53] [03:01.31]He follows me wherever I go [03:03.66] [03:05.66]I've been late for school [03:07.37] [03:08.72]For two years in a row [03:11.25] [03:12.55]When I watch him crawl [03:14.92] [03:15.63]It's like time is standing still [03:18.51] [03:20.46]I love my pet snail [03:22.64] [03:23.41]And I hope I always will [03:25.92] [03:27.81]I love my pet snail [03:30.11] [03:30.88]I hope I always will