Right Said Fred-Bernard Cribbins

[ti:Right Said Fred] [ar:Bernard Cribbins] [al:50s - 60s Novelty Pop] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins [00:05.02]Right said Fred both of us together [00:07.47]One each end and steady as we go oh [00:10.56] [00:11.64]Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it [00:14.11]We was getting nowhere [00:16.16]And so we had a cup of tea and [00:18.97]Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie [00:21.47]Up comes Charlie from the floor below [00:23.59] [00:25.64]After straining heaving and complaining [00:28.12]We was getting nowhere [00:30.14]And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think [00:33.97]And he thought we ought to take off all the handles [00:37.62]And the things wot held the candles [00:39.94]But it did no good well I never thought it would [00:42.57]All right said Fred have to take the feet off [00:45.20]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo [00:47.64] [00:49.40]Took its feet off even took the seat off [00:51.92]Should have got us somewhere but no [00:55.79] [00:56.51]So Fred said let's have another cup of tea [00:59.09]And we said right o [01:01.34] [01:05.15]Oh right said Fred have to take the door off [01:07.88]Need more space to shift the so and so [01:10.15] [01:12.05]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges [01:14.57]And it got us nowhere and [01:16.88]So we had a cup of tea and [01:19.42]Right said Fred have to take the wall down [01:21.92]That there wall is gonna have to go [01:24.11] [01:26.14]Took the wall down even with it all down [01:28.64]We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea [01:33.16]And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred [01:35.66]I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling [01:40.37]With a rope or two [01:41.64]We could drop the blighter through [01:42.89]All right said Fred climbing up a ladder [01:45.65]With his crowbar gave a mighty [01:47.58]Blow was he in trouble [01:51.15]Half a ton of rubble landed [01:53.05]On the top of his dome [01:56.37] [01:56.95]So Charlie and me had another cup of tea [01:59.56]And then we went home [02:01.85] [02:03.74]I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it [02:06.49]Standing on the landing that's all [02:07.93] [02:08.57]You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty [02:11.25] [02:11.80]You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty