Creation Science 101-Roy Zimmerman

God made the world in seven days Well, that's one week to be specific Now, that's what I call scientific Say Hallelujah, sing His praise Four thousand forty-two B.C. On Monday, August twenty-seven He made the earth and sky and Heaven Then he punched out at five-oh-three Then he made Adam, and then Eve A garden for them to inhabit The apple right where Eve could grab it And I've got proof, 'cause I believe Creation Science 101 In the beginning it begun And you are just beginning to educate yourself when you shun Evolution Then Cain and Abel he begat And they begat all of the rest to us Which means they must have been incestuous I'm going to have to pray about that There might be sinners in this class Who might believe in Charles Darwin I guess that's just their loss and our win Because I'm gonna flunk their ass If you make Genesis your text You'll laugh at Darwin and what he sees To be the origin of species Because he's just plain oversexed Creation Science 101 You ain't no monkey's great grandson You've got a research paper due 'bout the fifty reason to shun Evolution Don't let em' hand you that old jive About survival of the fittest That notion don't pass the bull**** test 'Cause look at me, I'm still alive God made the world just like it is He made the fossils just to tease us Old bones to test our faith in Jesus Yeah, this'll all be on the quiz Creation Science 101 Now Armagedd-your homework-done Because when this semester's through, It's straight A's for students who shun Evolution The kids get such an education When they shun The heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by means of spontaneous genetic mutation