I'm My Own Grandpa-Don Rodney/Lombardo Trio/Guy Lombardo Royal Canadians/Guy Lombardo

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa] [ar:Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians/Don Rodney] [al:The Band Played On] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - Don Rodney/Lombardo Trio/Guy Lombardo Royal Canadians/Guy Lombardo [00:06.12]I'm my own grandpa [00:08.86] [00:10.61]I'm my own grandpa [00:13.61] [00:14.91]It sounds funny I know [00:16.40] [00:17.31]But it really is so [00:18.92] [00:19.68]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:23.07] [00:25.05]Many many years ago [00:26.82]When I was twenty three [00:28.60] [00:29.15]I was married to a widow [00:31.22]Who was pretty as can be [00:33.23] [00:34.11]This widow had a grown up daughter [00:36.40]Who had hair of red [00:38.00] [00:38.72]My father fell in love with her [00:40.87]And soon they too were wed [00:42.87] [00:43.43]This made my dad my son in law [00:45.46]And changed my very life [00:47.54]For my daughter was my mother [00:49.80]Cause she was my father's wife [00:51.83] [00:52.49]To complicate the matter [00:54.37]Even though it brought me Joy [00:56.34] [00:57.07]I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy [01:00.93] [01:01.78]My little baby then became [01:03.91]A brother in law to dad [01:05.64] [01:06.33]And soon became my uncle [01:08.17]Though it made me very sad [01:10.27] [01:10.97]For if he was my uncle [01:12.89]Then that also made him brother [01:15.15]Of the widow's grown up daughter [01:17.55]Who of course was my step mother [01:19.67] [01:20.44]I'm my own grandpa [01:23.39] [01:25.10]I'm my own grandpa [01:28.02] [01:29.30]It sounds funny I know [01:30.95] [01:31.63]But it really is so [01:33.30] [01:34.06]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:37.22] [01:39.36]My father's wife then had a son [01:41.07]Who kept them on the run [01:42.92] [01:43.71]And he became my grandchild [01:45.43]For he was my daughter's son [01:47.50] [01:48.27]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:50.65]And it makes me blue [01:52.17] [01:52.84]Because although she is my wife [01:55.08]She's my grandmother too [01:56.76] [02:16.11]If my wife is my grandmother [02:18.17]Then I'm her grandchild [02:19.65] [02:20.48]And every time I think of it [02:22.58]It nearly drives me wild [02:24.28] [02:25.03]For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw [02:28.79] [02:29.64]As husband of my grandmother [02:31.72]I am my own grandpa [02:33.55] [02:34.32]I'm my own grandpa [02:37.31] [02:39.03]I'm my own grandpa [02:42.05] [02:43.26]It sounds funny I know [02:44.87] [02:45.45]But it really is so [02:47.12] [02:47.83]Oh I'm my own grandpa