Gertcha-Chas & Dave

[ti:Gertcha] [ar:Chas & Dave] [al:The Very Best Of Chas & Dave] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Gertcha (2005 - Remaster) - Chas & Dave [00:07.36]Now there's a word that I don't understand [00:10.00] [00:10.80]I hear it every day from my old man [00:13.30] [00:14.26]It may be Cockney rhyming slang [00:16.98]It ain't in no school book [00:18.49] [00:21.12]He says it every time that he gets mad [00:23.54] [00:24.60]A regular caution is my old dad [00:27.19] [00:28.15]Rub the old man up the wrong way [00:30.35]Bet your life you'll hear him say [00:33.32] [00:35.63]Gertcha cowson gertcha [00:37.96] [00:39.15]Gertcha [00:39.71]When the kids are swinging on the gate [00:42.08] [00:42.62]Gertcha [00:43.22]When the paperboy's half an hour late [00:46.10]Gertcha [00:46.58]When the pigeons are pecking at his seed [00:49.59]Gertcha [00:50.08]When the farmer starts digging up his weeds [00:52.99]Gertcha cowson gertcha [00:56.60]Bar stool preaching [00:57.94] [00:58.85]That's the old man's game [01:00.64] [01:03.17]Now the old man was a Desert Rat [01:05.26] [01:06.70]Khaki shorts and a khaki hat [01:08.68] [01:09.96]How me mother could have fancied that [01:12.23] [01:12.99]I just don't know [01:14.00] [01:16.82]But when the enemy came in sight [01:19.19] [01:20.45]They gave up without a fight [01:22.57] [01:24.02]They rubbed him up the wrong way [01:25.91]This is what they heard him say [01:28.25] [01:31.12]Gertcha cowson gertcha [01:33.52] [01:34.72]Gertcha [01:35.14]When me rock and roll records wake him up [01:38.16]Gertcha [01:38.60]When the Poles knock England out of the cup [01:41.61]Gertcha [01:42.09]When the kids are banging on his door [01:45.09]Gertcha [01:45.56]When the barman won't serve him any more [01:48.59]Gertcha cowson gertcha [01:52.13]Bar stool preaching [01:53.43] [01:54.23]He's always been the same [01:56.12] [02:26.60]Gertcha cowson gertcha [02:29.07] [02:29.99]Gertcha [02:30.50]When the dog's left a message on the step [02:33.00] [02:33.51]Gertcha [02:33.94]Lester Piggott when he lost it by a neck [02:36.40] [02:36.92]Gertcha [02:37.40]When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes [02:40.31]Gertcha [02:40.83]When the houseflies are flying round his food [02:43.37] [02:43.89]Gertcha cowson gertcha [02:47.39]Bar stool preaching [02:48.61] [02:49.44]He's always been the same [02:51.34] [02:54.21]Gertcha [02:54.55] [02:57.59]Gertcha [02:57.86] [03:00.96]Gertcha [03:01.25] [03:04.36]Gertcha [03:04.60] [03:07.73]Gertcha [03:08.45]When me mother says he can't go down the pub [03:10.68] [03:11.20]Gertcha [03:11.62]Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club [03:13.91] [03:14.49]Gertcha [03:15.04]When the tomcats when they're kicking up a din [03:17.34] [03:17.89]Gertcha [03:18.45]Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in [03:21.32]Gertcha [03:21.85]When me mother locks him out of the flat [03:24.16] [03:24.70]Gertcha [03:25.24]When it's raining and he can't find his hat [03:28.12]Gertcha [03:28.63]In the mornings when his motorcar won't go [03:31.61]Gertcha [03:32.06]Next-door neighbour when he won't give him a tow [03:34.97]Gertcha [03:35.25] [03:38.24]Gertcha [03:38.54] [03:41.70]Gertcha [03:41.97] [03:45.07]Gertcha