Shticks And Stones-Allan Sherman

Oh salesmen come and salesmen go And my best one is gone I know And if he don't come back to me I'll have to close the factory Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care But the best it's gone away. I'm upside down, my head is turning around Because I gotta sell the house in Levittown Little David Susskind- Shut up Please don't talk; please don't talk Little David Susskind- Me first Then you'll talk I went down to Mt. Sinai - Hospital To see my old zaydie there And I said, Thanks God For the Blue Cross And I wish we had the Medicare God bless you, Jerry Mendelbaum Let nothing you dismay This May you had a rotten month So what is there to say Let's hope next May is better And good things will come your way And you won't have a feeling of dismay Next May Oh when the paint'ners Go marching in Oh when the paint'ners Go marching in Just make sure they put a dropcloth When the paint'ners go marching in Yasha got a bottle of Geritol Geritol, Geritol Yasha got a bottle of geritol And he knocked a whole in the wall That's all No wall I gave my love a chicken It had no bone I gave my love a cherry It had no stone I gave my love a baby And then, you see My love got very angry and she said to me I didn't mind the chicken Without the bone I didn't mind the cherry Without the stone But when you give a baby It's just one thing You oughta give at least An engagement ring The Catskill ladies sing this song Hoo-hah, Hoo-hah, Sitting on the front porch playing Mah-Jongg All hoo-hah day Oh I'm Melvin Rose of Texas And my friends all call me Tex When I lived in old New Mexico They used to call me Mex When I lived in old Kentucky They called me Old Kentuck I was born in old Shamokin Which is why they call me Melvin Rose Mammy's little baby loves matzoh, matzoh Mammy's little baby loves matzoh balls Mammy's little baby wants pots and pots of Lots and lots of matzoh balls Stole the skillet Stole the lead Stole a lotta balls Made of Pesach bread Stole the chicken Out of the soup Stole the pot And made a lot of chicken soup Mammy's little baby loves matzoh, matzoh Mammy's little baby loves matzoh balls Mammy's little baby wants pots and pots of Lots and lots of mat-zoh - oh! - balls