神调说口 (死亡版)-MC东方铭师

[ti:神调说口 (死亡版)] [ar:MC东方铭师] [al:她是我的] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]神调说口 (死亡版) - MC东方铭师 (Xiaoshi) [00:03.80]词：MC东方铭师 [00:07.60]曲：MC东方铭师 [00:11.40]哎哎哎哎嗨呀 [00:18.62] [00:23.00]日落西山那啊 [00:27.73]黑了天呢 [00:28.86]哎哎哎嗨呀 [00:30.06] [00:36.54]日落西山呢黑了天 [00:38.04]关上城门上上栓 [00:39.07]十家上了九家锁 [00:40.00]一家大门门没关 [00:41.08]门没关门没关那 [00:42.05]有** 有** [00:42.99]帽子没带鞋没穿 [00:44.27]**我一步两两步三 [00:45.51]三环九转到堂前 [00:46.76]我是脚踩地头顶天 [00:47.84]迈开大步走连环 [00:48.91]双足站稳靠营盘 [00:49.89]摆上香案请神仙呢 [00:51.34]哎哎哎嗨呀 [00:52.87] [00:58.54]说的是 [00:59.07]大鼓一打响叮咚 [01:00.00]大唐人马老唐兵啊 [01:00.98]大唐人马可到好 [01:01.93]一家老少挺安宁 [01:03.00]大报马二灵通啊 [01:03.94]快嘴撩哥学舌精 [01:04.84]仙家走动把信通 [01:05.78]要招狐家狐家到 [01:06.80]要招黄家黄家应啊 [01:08.00]狐黄两家没消停啊 [01:09.04]老仙你 [01:09.68]别忘带上那爷家的 [01:11.06]三宗宝哎 [01:12.77]哎哎哎嗨呀 [01:14.38] [01:19.89]说地是 [01:20.38]也别说走大道越车辙 [01:21.76]走小道露水多 [01:22.67]蛮荒拉草荒地阁 [01:23.62]一路之上多辛苦 [01:24.58]辛苦有劳累多 [01:25.38]辛苦劳累先别说 [01:26.55]老仙你 [01:27.14]稳坐压言要落座 [01:28.33]这个毛囊先别摸哎 [01:30.21]哎哎哎嗨呀 [01:31.56] [01:37.22]说地是 [01:37.73]三间房子四下隔 [01:38.71]躲不开马抹不开车 [01:39.85]磕着碰着了不得 [01:40.80]磕着君子总好办 [01:41.72]碰着小人犯口舌呀 [01:42.79]高粱地里长黄蒿啊 [01:44.06]老仙你 [01:44.49]影影焯焯来到了 [01:45.45]乔麦开花一片白 [01:46.59]房间老师来点 [01:47.43]掌声掌声掌声掌声 [01:48.52]叫我的头发轮起来哎 [01:49.79]哎哎哎嗨呀 [01:51.66] [01:57.13]说的是 [01:57.63]神鼓一打鞭子颤那 [01:58.69]先说鼓来后说鞭 [01:59.69]文王鼓柳木圈 [02:00.55]锛子砍来刨子圆 [02:01.55]鲁班老祖画完线 [02:02.53]木匠威个小圆圈 [02:03.53]紧又紧呢圆又圆 [02:04.49]小小驴皮上边幔 [02:05.43]斜山转角八根弦 [02:06.38]四根朝北四根朝南 [02:07.45]四根朝北安天下 [02:08.33]四根朝南定江山 [02:09.25]在中间那个拴上了 [02:10.27]哪吒闹海金刚圈 [02:11.17]小鼓黄三寸三 [02:11.96]八个铜钱上边栓 [02:13.02]用手一摇响连天 [02:13.91]金钱一晃十万里 [02:14.92]银钱一晃万架高山 [02:15.90]打一下颠三颠 [02:16.69]打三下个颠九颠 [02:17.63]前三后四左五右六 [02:18.71]十八下 [02:19.10]梁山一百单八将 [02:20.03]共计一百单八颠啊 [02:21.12]回身再夸这把鞭 [02:22.12]这把鞭可不一般 [02:23.06]杨二郎用它赶过山 [02:24.03]要是赶山山就走 [02:24.92]要是赶河河水干 [02:25.77]赶走高山露荒地 [02:26.58]赶走河水漏沙滩 [02:27.45]山河变换不要紧 [02:28.47]世间万物不得安 [02:29.47]玉帝一见心好恼 [02:30.52]南天门上旨意宣 [02:31.47]二郎上殿去领旨 [02:32.44]交回真鞭换假鞭 [02:33.41]再想赶山山不动 [02:34.30]再赶河来河不干 [02:35.20]二郎一见心不悦 [02:36.17]将鞭扔在地平川 [02:37.10]帮兵路过急捡起 [02:37.99]急忙拿回家里边 [02:38.93]用它配我这面鼓 [02:39.89]专请八方各路仙 [02:40.86]小鼓鞭来软颤颤 [02:41.83]扁不扁来圆不圆 [02:42.75]女人用的一尺二 [02:43.68]是男人用的一尺三 [02:44.69]二龙吐须打前站 [02:45.64]五彩飘带耷拉在后边 [02:46.78]就像那喜鹊登梅 [02:47.71]又把翅膀扇哎 [02:48.99]哎哎哎嗨呀 [02:50.61] [02:57.18]说地是拦住马头问过号 [02:58.59]拦住马尾问家园呢 [02:59.69]老仙你 [03:00.10]或住北呢或住南呢 [03:01.27]或住湖广和大连 [03:02.29]或住岭或住山 [03:03.09]要说山就说山 [03:03.90]大黑山小黑山 [03:04.76]小石顶子亮甲山 [03:05.80]金鸡独立凤凰山 [03:06.79]五郎出家五台山 [03:07.83]湘子出家钟南山 [03:08.75]许大马棒住的是乃头山 [03:10.10]坐山雕坐的是威虎山 [03:11.52]世界高峰喜马拉雅山 [03:12.67]唐古拉山祁连山 [03:13.57]哩哩啦啦磨盘山那 [03:14.67]有天山有横山 [03:15.47]有黄山有庐山 [03:16.25]大别山五当山 [03:17.27]武夷山九华山 [03:18.15]日出日落昆仑山 [03:19.30]宝塔山沂萌山 [03:20.31]北京的革命墓地 [03:21.27]里面还有一座 [03:22.07]八宝山那 [03:22.67]哎哎哎嗨呀 [03:24.42] [03:30.70]说的是 [03:31.13]往北瞅往北观 [03:31.97]来至在那黑龙江省那趟川 [03:33.40]哈尔滨靠呼兰 [03:34.36]肇东肇州和肇源 [03:35.33]萨尔图哈安达县 [03:36.31]齐齐哈尔到甘南 [03:37.27]过了黑河温度尔汗 [03:38.55]你要是不怕毛子 [03:39.55]就送你到苏联呐 [03:40.64]哎哎哎嗨呀 [03:42.37] [03:47.83]神鼓一打颤悠颤 [03:48.74]老仙家你要听言呢 [03:49.83]帮兵请你到堂前 [03:50.77]你要来了还好办 [03:51.72]你要不来我就搬 [03:52.70]搬到来年三月三 [03:53.76]搬得姑子不得睡 [03:54.65]搬得和尚不得安 [03:55.59]玉帝坐不住凌霄殿 [03:56.54]王母娘娘心发烦 [03:57.44]只搬得天兵天将四处蹿 [03:58.79]九天仙女偷偷摸摸下了天 [04:00.33]只搬得工人不爱把活干 [04:01.75]农民不爱种庄田 [04:02.73]搬得八十岁的老爷爷 [04:03.96]扔了拐棍来回跑 [04:05.01]搬得九十岁的老奶奶 [04:06.38]连蹦带跳打秋千 [04:07.49]只搬得小学生 [04:08.24]上学不把书来念 [04:09.19]只搬得 [04:09.64]小媳妇想汉字呢 [04:10.61]手里拿着菱花镜呢 [04:11.62]两只眼睛就泪涟涟那 [04:13.33]哎哎哎嗨呀 [04:14.98] [04:20.18]说的是 [04:20.60]大鼓一打响连天 [04:21.57]唱到这就算完那 [04:22.59]我有心接连连呢往下唱 [04:23.93]时间短没时间啦 [04:25.26]九叔我呢祝愿 [04:26.08]叔叔大爷 [04:26.57]婶婶大娘 [04:27.06]兄弟姐妹 [04:27.73]那个老老少少 [04:28.54]福如东海那个长流水 [04:29.88]寿比南山呢不老的仙呢 [04:31.73] [04:33.07]哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨呀