The Bronx Bird Watcher-Allan Sherman

The Bronx Bird Watcher - Allan Sherman On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit Singing willow tit willow tit willow An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit Singing willow tit willow tit willow So I said to him Boidie why don't you go way He said Thanks very much but I'm planning to stay I'm gung sit on that branch for the rest of the day Singing willow tit willow tit willow So I said to him Boidie you look so distraught Singing willow tit willow tit willow You gonna be glad when you'll see what I brought A pillow a pillow a pillow I said Boidie your pardon I humbly would beg Put this comfortable pillow right under your leg He said Leave me alone while I'm laying an egg Uh willow tit willow tit willow That night by the light of a matzoh ball moon Singing willow tit willow tit willow That boidie was singing the same catchy tune Willow tit willow tit willow And I came and I took him right down from his branch And I brought him back home to mine split-level ranch And I said to my wife Here's a gift for you Blanche He sings 'willow tit willow tit willow ' Next morning I got up and went to the shop Singing willow tit willow tit willow That tune was so catchy it just wouldn't stop Willow willow willow titty willow willow willow Titty willow willow willow willow That night I said Blanche how's the bird She said Well The boid was delicious it tasted just swell But as I fricaseed him he gave out a yell 'Oi willow tit willow tit willow '