Hippies In Calgary (2000 Version)-Chris Ledoux

[ti:Hippies In Calgary (2000 Version)] [ar:Chris Ledoux] [al:Anthology, Volume 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hippies In Calgary (2000 Version) - Chris Ledoux (克里斯-勒多克斯) [00:09.53]Well a few years back [00:10.90]Me and Ol' John worked the calgary rodeo [00:13.39] [00:14.11]We were hangin' around town with nothing to do [00:16.55]And nowhere else to go [00:18.12] [00:18.88]And cowboys are known for their fun loving ways [00:21.27]Pranks and practical jokes [00:23.27]And I'll never forget the night we impressed [00:25.59]A bunch of them calgary folks [00:27.62] [00:31.32]Well just down the hall in the ole hotel [00:33.78]Where me and old John stayed [00:35.69]Were some school marms [00:37.13]They'd come up from dallas [00:38.36]To party for a couple of days [00:40.06] [00:40.70]Now these old gals was fancy dressers [00:42.84]They had wigs and beads and all [00:44.99]So we put on my hair and took off our [00:47.14]Boots [00:47.58]And boogied on down the hall [00:49.42] [00:53.04]Well you could never tell we were cowboys [00:55.29]We were real lookin' hippies by heck [00:57.70]With long hair bare feet and old T shirts [01:00.23]And beads around our necks [01:01.70] [01:02.29]And sure we just had to show someone [01:04.45]So we boogied on down to the lounge [01:06.80]There was cowboys and gents in nice old suits [01:09.27]And ladies in long evening gowns [01:11.22] [01:14.84]Well we found us a table and pulled out a [01:16.84]Chair [01:17.29]And lit up some bull durham smokes [01:19.48]The smoke filled the air everyone there [01:21.74]Thought these hippies were smokin' dope [01:24.01]Now leonard and cravy and old ronnie roseland [01:26.50]Were sitting two tables away [01:28.41]So we did what we thought that hippies would do [01:30.88]When we noticed them lookin' our way [01:32.84] [01:36.65]Well we waved our long hair and rolled back our [01:38.85]Eyes [01:39.13]And sucked in them home made smokes [01:40.90]Sayin' stuff like cool and ya man wow [01:43.61]We put on one heck of a show [01:45.93]Now ronnie and lenard they'd been there a while [01:48.15]And they wasn't feelin' much pain [01:50.59]Now reckon they figured they'd have some fun [01:52.77]With these two hippie freaks that walked in [01:54.92] [01:58.33]Well the bar got deathly quiet [02:00.70]As those cowboys come our way [02:02.94]And those city folks knew it wouldn't be long [02:05.33]Till the battle got under way [02:06.99] [02:07.79]Now ronnie he came right over to me [02:09.85]And he looked me right square in the eye [02:12.16]He said hey there boy whats that stuff you're smokin' [02:14.62]I said here man give it a try [02:16.37] [02:20.21]Well that didn't make him too happy [02:22.20] [02:22.80]And then when I told him to bug out [02:25.02]He blinked and snorted like a mad brahamer bull [02:27.24]And frolicked and foamed at the mouth [02:29.60]Well just about then I looked at old John [02:31.81]And his face had turned a beat red [02:33.64] [02:34.17]'Cause leonard had grabbed him right by the throat [02:36.37]With plans to tear off his head [02:38.31] [02:42.11]Now ronnie reached out with a huge left hand [02:44.50]And grabbed a hold of my hair [02:46.47]With his right fist cocked he said now boy [02:48.89]You better start sayin' your prayers [02:51.14]Well he gave the yank and my wig come off [02:53.36]And lay limp there across his hand [02:55.78]The most stupefied look I've never seen [02:58.09]On the face of any man [02:59.78] [03:03.90]Well he dropped the thing like a poisonous snake [03:06.31]And stared at it there on the floor [03:08.22]Then he looked up at me and saw who I [03:10.52]Was [03:10.85]And he laughed he gave out a roar [03:12.83] [03:14.31]Well this story doesn't have any moral [03:16.96]It was just one mighty good gag [03:19.79]But I sighed with relief ronnie didn't swing first [03:23.05]Before he pulled off my wig