Pass It On-Ugly Duckling

(Pass it on) Many years ago I was ten years old We used to play a game that you all should know It's really very simple, in the form of a song Just say a couple lines then pass it on Here we go Eenie-meanie-weenie, pa-pa-ooh-mou-mou I can't wait for later, got to get down now A pow wow with my Injuns, I got thin shins And feet so big they look like swim fins I'm going down in history With a bad attitude like Mr. T So I pity the fool that would get with me And when my money's gone I'll pawn my jewelry On I'm fire like a bonfire, making you melt Yell help and I'll grab my utility belt I'm delicious and nutritious like a toasted oat And if you forget I left you a Post-it note Yeah, I'll put the flame on the batter till it's chicken fried Well, I'm never watered down like a Slip 'n Slide You didn't know, go ask you mom (What did you say) pass it on [Chorus:] (Pass it on) Pass it on, pass it on (What did you say) pass it on I got my girl a glass of milk and an Oreo Told her that I really wanna be her Romeo Wrote her a letter from Albuquerque, New Mexico With an X and O, and an X and O If you're a fat girl who does step aerobics Or a rave chick who holds up the glowsticks I wanna move from my bachelor pad And settle down like a sitcom actor dad Man I made plans to build the next Graceland Get fat and expand my waistband Save the weight loss, great for Kate Moss More potatoes and please pass the steak sauce I move fast so I'm hard to hit Like a seven ten split as I laugh and sit On a limb with a grin like Cheshire Cat You caught the slingshot, I laugh and fire back I gotta get away and leave all my pet peeves Finish up and we're out like "check please" Before we go, if you wanna sing along Everybody c'mon and say pass it on [Chorus] Pass it on, pass it on Pass it on, pass it on Pass it on, pass it on