A New Season-Cast of Galavant

Pirate King: We're gonna have to kill ya if you sing the freakin' song Pirate King: It didn't win an Emmy, now it's time to move along Pirate King: Winter's not just coming Pirate #1: Then it came Pirate #2: And then it went Pirate King: Now it's back with this year's least expected big event! King Richard: You mean? Pirate #2: Arrgh! Pirates: It's... a... new season for our hero and pals Pirate #1: A new season and it's gonna be scorchin' Pirate #2: Off on new sprees and new exotic locales Pirate King: With new guests who'll cost the network a fortune King Richard: I'll go reclaim the castle I'm the rightful ruler of Galavant: I'll suffer through the hassle then go save my one true love Pirates: It's a new season, so we won't be reprisin' that tune Man: Way back in days of old There was a legend told Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Galavant Guard: Noooo! Hortensian Army: It's a new season inHortensia too Jester: A new season and it's totally bitchin' Gwynne: We've got new fleas in our new clothing Chef: It's true! And new cheese in our new cutting-edge kitchen King of Valencia: We'll stay here with the princess 'til she weds her little cuz Queen of Valencia: Yes, we know it's incest, still, it's what our family does Hortensian Group: It's a new season... Prince Harry: ...and my Izzy, why she's in her room Isabella: I've tried so desperately to win my freedom Tried, yes, I've tried, dear god, I've tried Though as a feminist I don't quite need him Where is my Galavant? Come find me, Galavant! When will our plot lines re-collide? Madalena: It's a new season for our brand new regime Gareth: A new season here in sunny Valencia Madalena: With new treason to deliciously scheme Gareth: And new levels of psychotic dementia Madalena: I'm putting every qualm aside to seize the kingdom's reigns Gareth: I'll commit some homicide and sing a few refrains Sid: And this season maybe I'll get to squeeze in some... Women: So in the weeks to come ignore the pageants that they'll hold Gareth: Skip the football matches... Jester: ...and the globes made out of gold Pirates: Screw all those apprentices... Women: ...and every bachelorette Valencian Group: Give into the miracle that no one thought we'd get! Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: It's... a... new season though it's still not that long Hortensian Group: A new season with some slightly new shadings Valencian Group: There's still no reason why we bust into song Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: You'll know hell's freezing if we get decent ratings Isabella: Join the royals... Jester: ...and the jester... Gwynne: ...and the servant... Chef: ...and the chef Madelena: The queen Gareth: ...the thug... Galavant: ...the hero... King Richard: ...and the hero's BFF. Sid: And the whole entire season ends with armies from Valencia, Hortensia, andRichard's land in one ginormous battle to decide who's gonna be the one true king to rule the whole entire... Gareth: Way to blow it, you prat Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: It's a new season so hang onto your sword Hortensian Group: A new season which you'll prob'ly record Valencian Group: A new season so get comfortable please and let's go! All: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Galavant: See, now THAT was a number!