Muriel The Actor-Cockney Rebel

Muriel The Actor - Cockney Rebel Harley She got my number and she chasing me so far Me out of slumber, I can do with no faux-pas Mixed up and bleeding, I's high on believing, it's all surreal. Slip on a T-shirt, me gotta look so cool Me Biba braces are making me so cruel She, Dinosaur and me, her he-whore, sleep Muriel. Oh see her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty hiss It's Muriel the actor she's rapping, Muriel the actor she's rapping-ping-ping. She dressed to kill and me looking so jolly I know she will, she's a lady of folly She's seventeen, oh you know what I mean, she's a circus girl. Across the ring on a gay light fantastic For anything, oh she'll bust her elastic She so inviting, me given up fighting, I'm all in a whirl. Oh see her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty hiss It's Muriel the actor she's rapping, Muriel the actor she's rapping-ping-ping. Oh see her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty hiss It's Muriel the actor she's rapping, it's Muriel the actor she's rapping-ping-ping. A superman in a comical moment Jump through the fan, you're the inhuman showman Oh hear the roar of the crowd call for more, so gullible Me took ma band on the road for a lift-up She took my hand and she said : 'Never give up' Oh schizophrenia I know you, I been yer, so subtle. Oh see her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty hiss It's Muriel the actor she's rapping, it's Muriel the actor she's rapping, yeah yeah Muriel the actor she's rapping, baby yes, Muriel the actor she's rapping, do.