Cut Off My Legs

[ti:Cut Off My Legs and Call Me "Shorty"] [ar:Louis Armstrong] [al:Louis Armstrong - Sweethearts On Parade] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.02]Cut Off My Legs and Call Me "Shorty" - Louis Armstrong [00:03.18] [00:06.72]Come around the stand [00:08.20]Near the band [00:09.48]The boys and I are glad you came [00:12.11]Now let's see who I know [00:13.61]I'll bet dough [00:15.19]That I can tell you all by name [00:17.46] [00:23.43]Well hello Jack [00:24.78]When did you get back [00:26.16]I thought they buried you out in Hackensack [00:28.83]Say look here Jack [00:30.06]You can jump for an oldie; [00:31.81]Well shave off my hair and call me Baldy [00:39.98]Shucks there's old Aunt Kate [00:41.61]She's a solid gate [00:42.89]I never thought that chick would be out so late [00:45.61]Now look here Aunt Kate [00:46.97]Are you trying to be naughty [00:48.51]Well cut off my legs and call me Shorty [00:51.54] [01:36.93]Yep and that's old Jake [01:38.21]Well for goodness sake [01:39.46]What you doin' here at this clambake [01:42.51]You got your food and you're here for a quickie [01:45.52]Well flatten my head and call me Icky [01:53.95]Well now starch my shirt if it ain't old Gert [01:56.66]Come on Babe bend my ear and let me have the dirt [02:00.00]Now you said you had twins [02:01.12]Since the last time you seen us [02:02.70]Chop off my arms and call me Venus