The World Is Just A "B" Movie-Bob Lind

[ti:The World Is Just A "B" Movie] [ar:Bob Lind] [al:Best Of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.88]The World Is Just A "B" Movie - Bob Lind [00:02.91]Written by：Bob Lind [00:03.90] [00:20.89]I'm a poor starving artist I ain't got a dime [00:26.05]Society kicks me around all the time [00:30.85]I'm misused and mistreated and misunderstood [00:36.00]At the end of the story I'm bound to make good [00:40.61] [00:42.15]'Cause the world is just a B movie [00:46.08] [00:47.30]About my life and times [00:50.51] [00:51.97]The world is just a B movie [00:55.60] [00:56.71]And I keep forgetting my lines [01:00.17] [01:03.53]My parents they hid me till I was sixteen [01:07.94] [01:08.76]Inside a front loading washing machine [01:12.82] [01:13.47]They kept me inside it when company'd come [01:18.47]My brother and sister used me for a drum [01:22.92] [01:27.20]I sat myself down in my good barber's chair [01:31.31] [01:31.82]When someone yelled out [01:33.73]Don't you cut that boy's hair [01:36.22] [01:37.05]Put down those clippers or I'll fracture your jaw [01:41.42]But it was just Sonny Bono disguised as the law [01:45.88] [01:47.57]Well the world is just a B movie [01:51.48] [01:52.47]And it almost breaks my heart [01:55.76] [01:57.39]The world is just a B movie [02:00.50] [02:02.22]And I only got a bit part [02:05.17] [02:09.28]My woman she sticks me with needles and pins [02:13.52] [02:14.39]She likes to argue as long as she wins [02:18.67] [02:19.23]She burns me with matches and laughs when I cry [02:23.85]And calls me a quitter when I start to die [02:28.39] [02:32.42]King Kong and Godzilla got nothing on Lind [02:37.00] [02:37.54]We're all big and hairy and die in the end [02:41.84] [02:42.36]I compare myself to them my friends say I'm wrong [02:47.27]They say I haven't got the good looks of King Kong [02:51.99] [02:53.60]Well the world is just a B movie [02:58.15] [02:58.66]About my life and times [03:02.41] [03:03.51]The world is just a B movie [03:07.15] [03:08.30]And I keep forgetting my lines [03:11.59] [03:15.59]When I play my music the people charge me [03:20.24]I get last place in dog shows and live in a tree [03:25.15]But the heaviest problem that's weighing on me [03:30.05]Is the boredom of going from A 7th to D [03:34.76] [03:36.16]Well the world is just a B movie [03:40.56] [03:41.38]About my life and times [03:45.28] [03:46.05]The world is just a B movie [03:50.14] [03:51.12]And I keep forgetting