Anything You Can Do-Ethel Merman/Ray Middleton

Anything You Can Do - Ethel Merman And now little lady If you'll kindly step up to the parapet I'll give you a lesson in marksmanship You couldn't give me a lesson In long distance spittin' Anything you can do I can do better I can do any thing better than you No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can yes I can Anything you can be I can be greater Sooner or later I'm greater than you No you're not yes I am No you're not yes I am No you're not yes I am yes I am I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese And only on that Yes so can a rat Any note you can reach I can go higher I can sing anything higher than you No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper I can buy anything cheaper than you Fifty cents forty cents Thirty cents twenty cents No you can't yes I can yes I can Anything you can say I can say softer I can say anything softer than you No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can yes I can I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can do it quicker and get even sicker I can open any safe Without bein' caught Sure That's what I thought you crook Any note you can hold I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can Yes you can Anything you can wear I can wear better In what you wear I'd look better than you In my coat In your vest In my shoes In your hat No you can't yes I can yes I can Anything you say I can say faster I can say anything faster than you I can you can I can I can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle I can knit a sweater I can fill it better I can do most anything Can you bake a pie No Neither can I Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you No you can't yes I can No you can't oh yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't yes I can No you can't can't can't Yes I can can can Yes I can