Don't Feed the Trolls-Jonathan Coulton

[ti:Don't Feed the Trolls] [ar:Jonathan Coulton] [al:Solid State] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Don't Feed the Trolls (别喂巨魔) - Jonathan Coulton [00:09.21]Lucy had a steamboat [00:10.40] [00:11.07]The steamboat had a bell [00:12.40] [00:13.26]Lucy went to heaven [00:14.33] [00:14.91]She still felt like hell [00:16.87]So she only gave it 2 stars [00:19.09] [00:20.23]Worst place ever [00:21.28] [00:22.36]She's the kind of person [00:23.55] [00:24.55]Anyway she tries [00:26.38]Always disappointed [00:27.78]So she never feels surprised [00:29.55]When she is always disappointed [00:32.07]She holds my hand [00:33.60]Like I'm a barbed wire fence [00:35.55]Dance like they're watching you [00:37.58]'Cause they are watching you [00:39.61] [00:40.73]And when the bright lights find you [00:43.07] [00:43.70]Don't let your heart get lazy [00:45.64] [00:48.76]Keep all the worst behind you [00:51.79]That stuff will make you crazy [00:53.92] [00:55.63]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls [00:59.01] [00:59.59]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls [01:03.20] [01:07.76]Hello operator [01:08.68] [01:09.53]Please give me number 9 [01:10.99] [01:11.70]And if you disconnect me [01:13.03] [01:13.57]I think that would be fine [01:15.14]Because all I can hear is talking [01:17.24] [01:18.60]So much talking [01:19.84] [01:20.72]Appreciate the outrage [01:22.18] [01:22.79]Did the best I could [01:24.04] [01:24.79]Thought about your think piece [01:26.22]I don't think it's any good [01:27.89]And anyway I didn't read it [01:30.54]Who writes this stuff [01:31.98]'Cause it makes no sense [01:33.81]I just checked my privilege [01:35.77] [01:36.35]And it looks fine to me [01:37.88] [01:39.16]And when the bright lights find you [01:42.24]They're gonna shine right through you [01:44.46] [01:47.25]Keep all the worst behind you [01:50.27]Don't let the words get to you [01:52.57] [01:54.05]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls [01:57.92]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls [02:01.35] [02:01.98]Flies are in the meadow [02:03.23] [02:04.12]Bees are in the park [02:05.19] [02:06.19]Girls and boys are kissing [02:07.49]As we stumble in the dark [02:09.39]And we don't have a lot of time left [02:11.86]You clutch your chest [02:13.31]You fake a heart attack [02:15.45]Laugh it up [02:16.71]Nothing looks good on me [02:18.33] [02:19.45]Somebody called [02:20.87] [02:21.51]They want their something back [02:23.49]I'm not a piece of meat [02:25.50]I guess I'd like to be [02:27.39] [02:28.65]And when the bright lights find you [02:31.34]Bro come on bro don't taze me [02:33.71] [02:36.65]Keep all the worst behind you [02:39.60]That stuff will make you crazy [02:41.70] [02:43.49]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls [02:47.39]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls [02:51.39]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls [02:55.37]Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls