What A Crazy World We're Living In-Joe Brown

What a Crazy World We're Living In (Live) - Joe Brown Dad's gone down the dogtrack Mother's playin' bingo Grandad's swearin' at the telly Tryin' to make the thing go No one seems to notice me isn't it a sin What a crazy world we're livin' in Now the old man never talks to me And when he does it's moan Wash your face it looks a disgrace Oh what an happy home He says I'm irresponsible Not like when he was young Then he puts on his cap and coat To watch the greyhounds run Oh dad's gone down the dogtrack Mother's playin' bingo Grannie's boozin' in the parlour Hic you oughta see the gin go No one seems to notice me isn't it a sin What a crazy world we're livin' in Brown bread Brown bread Mother say's I look a yob Me trousis are too tight She says I ought to get a job And not stay out all night She doesn't like my haircut She says me friends are lousy And then she says It's gettin' late Can't miss me ousey ousey Oh dad's gone down the dogtrack Mother's playin' bingo Sister's smoochin' on the sofa You oughta hear their lingo No one seems to notice me isn't it a sin What a crazy world we're livin' in Yay Law caught me out thievin' Took me down the nick The sergeant made out his report And he layed it on real thick He said I'll get your parents I answered with a grin Save yourself the trouble mate You'll never find them in 'Cause dad's gone down the dogtrack Mother's playin' bingo Me brothers are all layabouts All alike by jingo No one seems to notice me isn't it a sin What a crazy world we're livin' in Yeah what a crazy world we're livin' in What a crazy world we're livin' Three four knock at the door What a crazy world we're livin' in