Junk Food Junkie-Larry Groce

[ti:Junk Food Junkie] [ar:Larry Groce] [al:The Wonderful World of the 70's - 100 Hit Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce [00:00.86]You know I love that organic cooking [00:03.30]I always ask for more [00:05.07]And they call me Mr. Natural [00:07.25]On down to the health food store [00:09.66]I only eat good sea salt [00:11.75]White sugar don't touch my lips [00:14.08]And my friends is always [00:15.48]Begging me to take them [00:16.50]On macrobiotic trips [00:18.43]Yes they are [00:19.34] [00:20.88]But at night I take out my strongbox [00:23.23]That I keep under lock and key [00:25.00] [00:25.62]And I take it off to my closet [00:27.81]Where nobody else can see [00:29.63] [00:31.50]I open that door so slowly [00:33.42]Take a peek up north and south [00:35.94]Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie [00:37.95]And I pop it in my mouth [00:40.07] [00:46.45]In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural [00:48.23]Just as healthy as I can be [00:50.65]But at night I'm a junk food junkie [00:52.98]Good Lord have pity on me [00:55.17] [00:58.87]Well at lunchtime [00:59.58]You can always find me [01:01.14]At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar [01:02.66] [01:03.18]Just sucking on my plain white yogurt [01:05.24]From my hand thrown pottery jar [01:07.35] [01:08.95]And sippin' a little hand pressed cider [01:10.91]With a carrot stick for dessert [01:13.20]And wiping my face in a natural way [01:15.62]On the sleeve of my peasant shirt [01:17.58]Yes I do [01:18.63] [01:22.40]Ah but when that clock strikes midnight [01:24.53]And I'm all by myself [01:26.55] [01:27.14]I work that combination [01:29.01]On my secret hideaway shelf [01:31.60]And I pull out some Fritos corn chips [01:33.92]Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie [01:36.31]I sit back in glorious expectation [01:38.49]Of a genuine junk food high [01:40.73] [01:48.70]In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural [01:50.70]Just as healthy as I can be [01:52.68] [01:53.18]But at night I'm a junk food junkie [01:55.46]Good Lord have pity on me [01:57.79] [02:00.15]My friends down at the commune [02:02.16]They think I'm pretty neat [02:04.48]Oh I don't know nothing about arts and crafts [02:06.69]But I give 'em all something to eat [02:08.61] [02:09.12]I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons [02:10.99]And I only eat homegrown spice [02:13.62]I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn [02:15.87]Filled up with my brown rice [02:17.77]You know I do [02:18.83] [02:21.72]But lately I have been spotted [02:23.59]With a Big Mac on my breath [02:25.55] [02:29.73]Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders [02:31.70]With a face as white as death [02:34.04]I'm afraid someday they'll find me [02:36.27]Just stretched out on my bed [02:38.49]With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips [02:40.97]And a Ding Dong by my head [02:43.16]In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural [02:45.32]Just as healthy as I can be [02:47.62]But at night I'm a junk food junkie [02:49.86]Good Lord have pity on me