If Momma Was Married - Gypsy-Lane Bradbury/Sandra Church

[ti:If Momma Was Married] [ar:Sandra Church/Lane Bradbury] [al:Gypsy (Original Broadway Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If Momma Was Married - Gypsy - Lane Bradbury/Sandra Church [00:02.15]Written by：Stephen Sondheim [00:04.31]If momma was married [00:06.24]We'd live in a house [00:08.29]As private as private can be [00:12.16]Just momma three ducks five canaries a mouse [00:16.18]Two monkeys one father six turtles [00:19.08]And me [00:20.56] [00:22.11]If momma was married [00:25.42] [00:26.97]If momma was married [00:28.99]I'd jump in the air [00:30.97]And give all my toe shoes to you [00:34.93]I'd get all those hair ribbons [00:37.26]Out of my hair [00:38.88]And once and for all [00:40.64]I'd get momma out too [00:44.86]If momma was married [00:50.13]Momma get out your white dress [00:53.63]You've done it before [00:55.69]Without much success [00:57.25] [00:57.89]Momma Godspeed and God bless [01:01.40]We're not keeping score [01:03.31]What's one more or less [01:05.14] [01:07.51]Oh momma say yes [01:09.43]And waltz down the aisle [01:11.26]While you may [01:13.56]I'll gladly support you [01:15.61]I'll even escort you [01:17.64]And I'll gladly give you away [01:21.57]Oh momma get married today [01:29.53]If momma was married there wouldn't be any more [01:33.91]Let me entertain you let me make you smile [01:40.82] [01:42.08]I will do some kicks [01:44.04] [01:46.04]I will do some tricks [01:48.17]Sing out Louise [01:49.44] [01:51.49]Smile baby [01:52.40] [01:55.53]Momma please take our advice [01:58.88]We aren't The Lunts [02:00.77]I'm not Fanny Brice [02:02.56] [02:03.14]Momma we'll buy you the rice [02:06.45]If only this once [02:08.37]You wouldn't think twice [02:10.19] [02:12.59]It could be so nice [02:14.63]If momma got married to stay [02:18.60]But momma gets married [02:20.78]And [02:21.43]Married [02:22.11]And [02:22.76]Married [02:23.42] [02:24.17]And never gets carried away [02:28.19]Oh momma [02:32.12]Oh momma [02:35.94]Oh momma [02:40.32] [02:40.83]Get married today