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[00:00.77]Uncle Harry - Noel Coward
[00:01.99]Written by:Trad Coward
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[00:06.88]My family has traditions
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[00:08.24]I've heard them a thousand times
[00:09.93]My relatives were not excessively bright
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[00:13.41]They love to go off on missions
[00:14.72]
[00:15.23]To rather peculiar climes
[00:16.55]And lead the wretched heathens to the light
[00:18.69]
[00:20.14]A few of them got beaten up
[00:21.92]In course of these rampages
[00:23.24]My dear Aunt Maud got eaten up
[00:25.33]While singing Rock of Ages
[00:26.72]
[00:27.30]These family expeditions
[00:28.20]
[00:28.92]Admittedly are a bore
[00:30.29]
[00:30.92]But there is just one uncle
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[00:33.18]That I positively adore
[00:34.53]
[00:38.74]Poor Uncle Harry
[00:40.15]Wanted to be a missionary
[00:42.04]So he took a ship and sailed away
[00:44.07]
[00:45.64]This visionary
[00:46.08]
[00:46.89]Hotly pursued by dear Aunt Mary
[00:48.95]Found a south sea isle on which to stay
[00:50.97]
[00:52.18]The natives greeted them kindly and invited them to dine
[00:54.80]
[00:55.54]On yams and clams and human hams and vintage coconut wine
[00:58.32]
[00:59.09]The taste of which was filthy but the after effects divine
[01:02.07]
[01:02.73]Poor Uncle Harry
[01:03.80]
[01:04.34]Got a bit gay and longed to tarry
[01:06.39]This Aunt Mary couldn't quite allow
[01:07.92]
[01:09.41]She lectured him severely on a number of church affairs
[01:12.82]But when she'd gone to bed he made a getaway down the stairs
[01:16.21]For he longed to find the answer to a few of the maiden's prayers
[01:19.62]Uncle Harry's not a missionary now
[01:22.10]
[01:23.73]Poor Uncle Harry
[01:24.95]After a chat with dear Aunt Mary
[01:26.35]
[01:26.92]Thought the time had come to make a row
[01:28.88]
[01:30.22]He lined up all the older girls in one of the local sheds
[01:33.18]
[01:33.84]And while he was reviling them and tearing himself to shreds
[01:36.21]
[01:36.97]They took their Mother Hubbards off and tied them around their heads
[01:40.61]Uncle Harry's not a missionary now
[01:43.13]He's awfully happy
[01:44.27]But he's certainly not a missionary now
[01:46.26]
[01:54.93]Now uncle was just a seeker
[01:56.29]A dreamer sincerely blest
[01:57.71]Of this there couldn't be a shadow of doubt
[02:00.27]
[02:01.45]The fact that his flesh was weaker
[02:03.04]Than even Aunt Mary guessed
[02:04.06]
[02:04.79]Took even her some time to figure out
[02:06.67]
[02:08.21]In all those languid latitudes
[02:09.33]
[02:09.96]The atmosphere's exotic
[02:10.79]
[02:11.69]To take up moral attitudes
[02:13.12]Would be too idiotic
[02:14.52]
[02:15.08]Though nobody could be meeker
[02:16.22]
[02:16.77]Than uncle had been before
[02:17.94]
[02:18.58]I bet today he's giving way
[02:20.61]At practically every pore
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[02:25.89]Poor Uncle Harry
[02:26.94]
[02:27.49]Having become a missionary
[02:28.97]Found the natives' morals rather crude
[02:31.12]
[02:32.56]He and Aunt Mary
[02:34.14]Quickly imposed an arbitrary
[02:36.01]Ban upon them shopping in the nude
[02:38.02]
[02:39.30]They all considered this silly and they didn't take it well
[02:42.18]
[02:42.71]They burned his boots and several suits and wrecked the mission hotel
[02:45.78]
[02:46.59]They also burnt his mackintosh which made a disgusting smell
[02:50.03]Poor Uncle Harry
[02:51.04]
[02:51.56]After some words with dear Aunt Mary
[02:53.49]Called upon the chiefs for a pow wow
[02:55.34]
[02:56.35]They didn't brandish knives at him they really were awfully sweet
[02:59.48]
[03:00.22]They made concerted dives at him and offered him things to eat
[03:02.99]
[03:03.59]But when they threw their wives at him he had to admit defeat
[03:07.01]Uncle Harry's not a missionary now
[03:09.14]
[03:10.86]Poor dear Aunt Mary
[03:12.29]Though it were revolutionary
[03:13.38]
[03:13.94]Thought her time had come to take a bow
[03:16.28]
[03:17.54]Poor Uncle Harry looked at her in who he had placed his trust
[03:20.35]
[03:21.14]His very last illusion broke and crumbled away to dust
[03:24.26]
[03:25.34]For she'd placed a flower behind her ear and frankly exposed her bust
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[03:31.30]Uncle Harry's not a missionary now
[03:34.01]He's left the island
[03:35.30]But he's certainly not a missionary now
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