That's Your Funeral-The Original London West End Cast

[ti:That's Your Funeral] [ar:The Original London West End Cast] [al:Lionel Bart's Oliver - The Original London West End Cast] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]That's Your Funeral - The Original London West End Cast [00:01.80]Written by：Bart [00:03.61]He's a born undertaker's mute [00:05.37] [00:06.19]I can see him in his black silk suit [00:08.34] [00:09.44]Following behind the funeral procession [00:12.16]With his features fixed in a suitable expression [00:14.91] [00:15.75]There'll be horses with tall black plumes [00:18.03] [00:18.72]To escort us to the family tombs [00:21.06] [00:21.78]With mourners [00:22.96]In all corners [00:24.34]Who've been taught to weep in tune [00:28.94] [00:29.53]Then the coffin lined with satin [00:32.44]That's your funeral [00:33.85]That's your funeral [00:35.30]Large enough to wear your hat in [00:38.27]That's your funeral [00:39.66]That's your funeral [00:41.12]We're just here to glamourize you for that [00:44.92]Endless sleep [00:46.11] [00:47.11]You might just as well look fetching [00:50.03]When you're six feet deep [00:53.16]At the wake we'll drink a toddy [00:56.02]To the body beautiful [00:58.98]That's your funeral [01:00.37]Not our funeral [01:01.90]That's your funeral [01:04.15] [01:06.52]If you're fond of overeating [01:09.28]That's your funeral [01:10.66]That's your funeral [01:12.16]Starve yourself by undereating [01:15.07]That's your funeral [01:16.46]That's my funeral [01:17.98]Visualize the earth descending on you clod by clod [01:22.94] [01:23.87]You can't come back when you're buried [01:26.83]Underneath the sod [01:29.89]We will not reduce our prices [01:32.54]Keep your vices usual [01:35.75]That's your funeral [01:37.17]Not our funeral [01:38.72]That's your funeral [01:41.00] [01:43.22]I don't think this song is funny [01:45.84]That's your funeral [01:47.19]That's your funeral [01:48.66]Here's the boy now where's the money [01:51.56]That's your funeral [01:52.98]That's your funeral [01:54.43]We don't harbor thoughts macabre [01:57.42]There's no need to frown [01:59.65] [02:00.41]In the end we'll either burn you up or nail you down [02:07.02]We love coughs and wheezes [02:09.69]And diseases called incurable [02:12.39] [02:12.91]That's your funeral [02:14.32]No one else's funeral [02:15.65]That's your [02:16.44] [02:17.66]That's your [02:20.22]Funeral