Swimmin' With The Wimmin-George Formby

[ti:Swimmin' With The Wimmin' (Remaster)] [ar:George Formby] [al:The Very Best Of (Remastered)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Swimmin' With The Wimmin' (Remaster) - George Formby [00:04.36]Written by：George Formby [00:08.72]Now every year about July [00:10.92]When summer time canes round [00:12.39] [00:12.94]There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found [00:16.35] [00:17.21]Some play golf or tennis others like to take a rest [00:20.53] [00:21.21]But here's the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best [00:25.00]When I go swimming with the wimming [00:28.38] [00:29.23]Ee I do have a real good time [00:32.37] [00:33.98]Bobbing up and down in the water [00:37.10] [00:37.75]It comes just below my mason Dixie line [00:40.37] [00:42.07]To see the ladies do their exercises [00:44.88] [00:46.31]You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming [00:49.23] [00:50.01]And when the girls stand up to sneeze [00:52.43]You can see their housemaids knees [00:54.30]If you go swimming with the wimming [00:58.04] [00:58.87]Now even when I'm at home [01:00.62]And working day to day [01:02.39] [01:03.00]I always do look forward to my half day holiday [01:06.54] [01:07.12]The people don't invite me out [01:09.24]They know my half day's mixed [01:10.64] [01:11.42]I go out to the baths that day [01:13.46]Because the bathing's mixed [01:14.94]And I go swimming with the wimping [01:18.42] [01:19.09]And I do have a real good time [01:22.40] [01:23.35]I go bobbing up and down in the water [01:26.91] [01:27.56]With a pretty girl whose name is Adeline [01:30.35] [01:31.08]You ought to see her latest bathing costume [01:35.07] [01:36.13]It's nothing but a little bit of trimming [01:38.94] [01:39.81]And what I took to be her face [01:41.84]Turned out to be a different place [01:43.56] [01:44.07]When I went swimming with the wimming [01:46.84] [02:04.65]One day I went in with some of my relations [02:06.79] [02:08.71]And someone went and pushed my uncle Jim in [02:11.75] [02:12.35]He came up gasping for his breath [02:14.64] [02:15.22]And shouted what a lovely death [02:16.50]To die when swimming with the wimming [02:19.59] [02:20.28]Once I went swimming with the wimming [02:23.67] [02:24.48]And I did feel a big soft thing [02:27.25] [02:28.82]A woman went and fainted in the water [02:32.16] [02:32.75]And where she disappeared it left a ring [02:35.40] [02:36.79]So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on [02:40.06] [02:40.90]And swam until my eyesight started dimming [02:43.67] [02:44.55]And after fighting for my life [02:46.69]I found I'd gone and saved the wife [02:48.63]So I've chucked swimming with the wimming