Anything You Can Do-Howard Keel

Anything You Can Do - Howard Keel Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything Better than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can Yes I can Anything you can be I can be greater Sooner or later I'm greater than you No you're not Yes I am No you're not Yes I am No you're NOT Yes I am Yes I am I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese And only on that Yes So can a rat Any note you can reach I can go higher I can sing anything Higher than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper I can buy anything Cheaper than you Fifty cents Forty cents Thirty cents Twenty cents No you can't Yes I can Yes I can Anything you can say I can say softer I can say anything Softer than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can YES I can I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker I can drink it quicker And get even sicker I can open any safe Without bein' caught Sure That's what I thought You crook Any note you can hold I can hold longer I can hold any note Longer than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can Yes I can Yes you can Anything you can wear I can wear better In what you wear I'd look better than you In my coat In your vest In my shoes In your hat No you can't Yes I can Yes I can Anything you can say I can say faster I can say anything Faster than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can I can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle I can knit a sweater I can fill it better I can do most anything Can you bake a pie No Neither can I Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter I can sing anything Sweeter than you No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't Yes I can No you can't can't can't Yes I can can can Yes I can