遇酒托-MC神兽貔貅/轩颜

[ti:遇酒托] [ar:MC神兽貔貅/MC轩颜] [al:温柔只给意中人] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]遇酒托 - MC神兽貔貅/轩颜 [00:00.19]词：花明宇 [00:00.39]曲：佚名 [00:00.59]兄弟 [00:01.05]我今天上你家兑付一宿呗 [00:02.69] [00:03.32]咋滴啦 [00:04.08]出去找小姑娘喝酒让人骗了 [00:06.10]现在在桥栋子底下呢 [00:07.55]大鼻涕泡都快冻出来了 [00:10.09]到底咋回事儿 [00:11.00]你详细跟我说说 [00:11.23]我跟你说 你听好了 [00:13.91] [00:15.00]青春献给小酒桌 [00:16.62]我没事就是喝 [00:17.77] [00:18.36]我就喝完小酒陌陌微信 [00:20.59]附近唠骚嗑 [00:21.93]我点开附近人以后 [00:23.64]我看见他吗一条腿 [00:25.74]然后还有一张 [00:27.04]丰满漂亮迷人香肠嘴 [00:28.98] [00:29.80]我勇敢上前打招呼 [00:31.47]我说出来喝点呗 [00:32.79] [00:33.58]她读完消息以后 [00:35.04]就说那就喝点呗 [00:36.44] [00:37.27]我穿上衣服洗把脸 [00:38.99]我出去见了面 [00:40.21] [00:40.93]我看见小妞以后 [00:42.37]我的眼睛直放电 [00:44.35]她说去哪喝 [00:46.38]我说哪里都能喝 [00:47.94] [00:48.56]她带我走进大酒吧 [00:50.27]我瞬间就慌了 [00:51.50] [00:52.22]她进去点单洋酒啤酒 [00:54.16]点了一酒桌 [00:55.73]那酒全开了 [00:57.14]一瓶没喝她说去厕所 [00:59.08] [00:59.75]我等了三个多小时 [01:01.50]他吗凌晨四点多 [01:02.89] [01:03.44]我起身要走 [01:04.60]结账买单一看七万多 [01:06.64] [01:07.36]我后来恍然大悟 [01:08.92]身体机灵一下子 [01:10.34] [01:10.90]我说我他吗上当了 [01:12.73]这女滴是酒托 [01:14.02] [01:14.86]我陌陌一趟 [01:16.55]我的心情不舒畅 [01:17.89] [01:18.58]我钱没少花 [01:20.07]我这炮没约上 [01:21.60] [01:22.51]我昨天把我平房卖了 [01:24.47]卖了10万多 [01:25.35] [01:25.91]我一进酒吧喝口酒 [01:27.82]把房子喝没了 [01:28.94] [01:29.61]我寻思那就认栽 [01:31.37]我就打车回家吧 [01:32.80] [01:33.52]那到家以后 [01:34.63]发现我**钱包还丢了 [01:36.52] [01:37.36]貔貅今天倒霉点被 [01:39.12]就啥也别说了 [01:40.35] [01:41.05]你们听完以后笑了 [01:42.86]就集体转发吧