Doc McGurgle's Babylonian Lizard Tooth Oil-Michael B. Tretow

[ti:Doc McGurgle's Babylonian Lizard Tooth Oil] [ar:Michael B. Tretow] [al:Let's Boogie] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.09]Doc McGurgle's Babylonian Lizard Tooth Oil - Michael B. Tretow [00:00.87]Written by：Michael B. Tretow/Thomas H Minor [00:02.31] [00:04.71]He was so lonely [00:06.88] [00:07.64]Had no luck whatsoever with women [00:10.62] [00:11.33]When along came a cure called [00:14.69]Instant attraction [00:16.25] [00:17.07]However he discovered too late [00:19.82]That it worked far too well [00:22.16]And now he can't find a way [00:24.46]To turn off the action [00:26.08] [00:32.53]Well I spotted an Ad in an old magazine [00:35.76]Endorsed by the stars of the Hollywood screen [00:38.57]Try Doc Mcgurgle's Babylonian lizard tooth oil [00:41.84]And feminine instincts will come to a boil [00:44.40]So I filled in the coupon [00:46.16]And I sent them a check [00:47.81]I had to do something my life was a wreck [00:50.79]A package arrived in the mail the next day [00:53.91]I tore off the wrappings without a delay [00:56.92]I spread the solution all over my skin [00:59.94]A landslide of females was soon to begin [01:02.99]I never expected reactions so strong [01:05.93]It started out right but now everything's wrong [01:09.19]Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle [01:14.84]I'm sure to be eaten alive [01:21.24]Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle [01:26.33] [01:26.94]I know I ain't gonna survive [01:32.18] [01:36.08]They broke down my back door [01:37.57]And the bay window too [01:39.24]And left me there bleedin' [01:40.72]Kissed black and blue [01:42.21]Escaped in a flash [01:43.50]To the old people's home [01:45.24]To call Doc Mcgurgle right [01:46.79]Up on the phone [01:48.24]I called information and [01:49.76]She checked out her list [01:51.28]She told me Mcgurgle just didn't exist [01:54.30]Then I heard a rumbling and [01:55.85]I turned to see [01:57.34]Six hundred wheel chairs [01:58.88]Aheading at me [02:00.32]I bathed in the Ganges and [02:01.88]I prayed in a shrine [02:03.37]I tried spot remover and fifty cent wine [02:06.53]Battery acid lye gasoline [02:09.39]I scrubbed and I scraped [02:10.59]But I couldn't get clean [02:12.65]Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle [02:18.30]My life is fading out fast [02:24.67]Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle [02:30.38]My strength is a thing of the past [02:35.60] [02:39.56]I ran to the jailhouse and said [02:41.27]Gimme a break [02:42.56]I thought I'd be safe there [02:44.01]But what a mistake [02:45.35]So I hid in a cage at the Fleischhacker zoo [02:48.44]But the lady gorillas don't know it's taboo [02:51.67]I find myself now at the end of my rope [02:54.72]I can't last much longer I've given up hope [02:57.75]The only solution for saving my soul [03:00.92]Must be retroactive birth control [03:03.75]I bathed in the Ganges and [03:05.36]I prayed in a shrine [03:06.80]I tried spot remover and fifty cent wine [03:09.91]Battery acid lye gasoline [03:12.83]I scrubbed and I scraped [03:14.02]But I couldn't get clean [03:16.05]Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle [03:21.67]I'm sure to be eaten alive [03:27.53] [03:28.07]Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle [03:33.81]I know I ain't gonna survive [03:37.80]Doc Mcgurgle [03:40.18]Send me the antidote [03:45.89]My life is fading out fast