Miss Marmelstein-Barbra Streisand/Original Broadway Cast Recording

[ti:Miss Marmelstein (Remaster)] [ar:Barbra Streisand/Original Broadway Cast Recording] [al:I Can Get It for You Wholesale (Remastered 2015)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Miss Marmelstein (Remaster) - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)/Original Broadway Cast Recording [00:00.24]Written by：Harold Rome [00:00.49]Miss Marmelstein [00:01.81] [00:02.33]Miss Marmelstein [00:03.25]Miss Marmelstein [00:03.73]Miss Marmelstein [00:04.46]Miss Marmelstein [00:05.35]Miss Marmelstein [00:06.09]Miss Marmelstein [00:06.43] [00:07.57]Miss Marmelstein [00:08.67]Oh why is it always [00:11.66]Miss Marmelstein [00:13.14]Miss Marmelstein [00:14.02]Miss Marmelstein [00:15.15]Miss Marmelstein [00:15.74] [00:16.30]Miss Marmelstein [00:17.71]Miss Marmelstein [00:18.81]Other girls get called by their first names right away [00:23.22]They get cozy intimate [00:25.27]Do you know I mean [00:26.49] [00:28.01]And nobody calls me [00:30.66]Hey baby doll [00:31.72]Miss Marmelstein [00:32.69]Or honey dear [00:33.94]Miss Marmelstein [00:35.02]Or sweetie pie [00:36.31]Miss Marmelstein [00:37.27] [00:37.79]Even my first name would be preferable [00:40.82] [00:41.94]Though it's terrible [00:43.73]It might be better [00:45.21] [00:45.86]It's yetta [00:46.88] [00:47.47]Or perhaps my second name thats tessye [00:50.06] [00:50.91]Spelled [00:51.62]T E S S Y E [00:56.23]But no no it's always [00:58.72]Miss Marmelstein [00:59.94]Miss Marmelstein [01:01.26]Youd think at least miss m they could try [01:05.09]Oho [01:05.72]Miss Marmelstein [01:06.93]Miss Marmelstein [01:08.10]Miss Marmelstein [01:09.23]Miss Marmelstein [01:10.56]Miss Marmelstein [01:11.83]Oh I could die [01:14.19] [01:15.21]I'm a very willing secretary [01:18.30] [01:19.13]Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate [01:22.51] [01:23.19]Except for one disappointment [01:25.89]One fly in the ointment [01:27.73]It's great [01:28.64] [01:29.22]I mean simply great [01:31.72]But the aggravation [01:33.14] [01:34.01]Of my situation [01:35.45] [01:36.06]I might as well get it off my chest [01:40.30] [01:40.82]It's the drum appellation [01:45.25] [01:45.89]Oh pardon the big words I apply [01:47.44]But I was an english major at [01:48.70]C C N Y [01:49.88]Drum appellation [01:53.55]With which I am persistently addressed [01:57.72] [01:59.00]Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed [02:04.58]Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic [02:07.83]Oh why is it always [02:10.48]Miss Marmelstein [02:11.93]Miss Marmelstein [02:13.15]Miss Marmelstein [02:14.08]Miss Marmelstein [02:15.41]Miss Marmelstein [02:16.66]Miss Marmelstein [02:17.63]Other girls get called by their nick names right away [02:22.11]Slightly naughty or risky [02:23.57]Do you know what I mean [02:25.41] [02:27.16]Nobody calls mekoocheekoo [02:30.48]Miss Marmelstein [02:31.44]Or boobala [02:32.54]Miss Marmelstein or passion pie [02:35.85] [02:36.54]Even hey there babe thought not respectable [02:39.67] [02:40.35]Aint so object able [02:42.44] [02:42.98]It's kind of crummy [02:44.53]But chummy [02:45.96]Of course if I got married that would do it [02:48.99] [02:49.89]So wheres the lucky guy [02:53.71] [02:55.25]Till then it still is [02:57.15]Miss Marmelstein [02:58.03] [02:58.55]Miss Marmelstein [03:00.06]Everyday I get more and more fast [03:04.81]Miss Marmelstein [03:06.06]Miss Marmelstein [03:07.09]Miss Marmelstein [03:08.20]Miss Marmelstein [03:09.54]Miss Marmelstein [03:10.78]Oh hooooo [03:13.34] [03:14.37]I could bust