The Worst Pies in London-The Sound Of Musicals

[ti:The Worst Pies in London] [ar:The Sound Of Musicals] [al:Musicals Forever: Sweeney Todd] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Worst Pies in London - The Sound Of Musicals [00:00.81]Written by：Stephen Sondheim [00:01.13] [00:02.25]Wait what's your rush what's your hurry [00:03.93]You gave me such a fright I thought you was a ghost [00:06.19]Half a minute can't you sit sit you down sit [00:08.32] [00:08.93]All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks [00:11.44]Did you come in for a pie sir [00:13.37] [00:14.39]Do forgive me if my head's a little vague [00:15.89] [00:16.91]What was that [00:17.57]But you'd think we had the plague [00:18.64] [00:19.36]From the way that people [00:20.78]Keep avoiding [00:21.19]No you don't [00:21.99] [00:22.52]Heaven knows I try sir [00:24.00] [00:24.96]But there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:26.69] [00:27.51]Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale [00:29.56] [00:30.29]Mind you I can hardly blame them [00:32.84] [00:33.76]These are probably the worst pies in London [00:37.26] [00:38.27]I know why nobody cares to take them [00:40.61]I should know [00:41.85]I make them [00:42.88]But good no [00:43.47] [00:44.05]The worst pies in london [00:46.17] [00:47.22]Even that's polite the worst pies in London [00:50.33] [00:51.04]If you doubt it take a bite [00:52.53] [00:54.34]Is that just disgusting [00:56.27] [00:56.78]You have to concede it [00:58.53] [00:59.09]It's nothing but crusting [01:00.77] [01:01.30]Here drink this you'll need it [01:03.75]The worst pies in London [01:05.77] [01:06.79]And no wonder with the price of meat [01:08.50]What it is [01:08.98] [01:09.55]When you get it [01:10.53]Never thought I'd live to see the day [01:12.53]Men'd think it was a treat [01:13.78]Findin' poor [01:14.08] [01:14.71]Animals [01:14.92] [01:15.59]What are dyin' in the street [01:17.02]Mrs Mooney has a pie shop [01:18.76] [01:19.58]Does a business but I notice something weird [01:21.15] [01:22.16]Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared [01:23.69] [01:24.46]Have to hand it to her [01:25.88]What a course [01:26.34] [01:27.00]Enterprise [01:27.20] [01:28.01]Poppin' pussies into pies [01:29.48]Wouldn't do in my shop [01:31.06] [01:31.78]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick [01:33.72] [01:34.33]And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick [01:36.39] [01:37.58]No denying times is hard sir [01:41.24]Even harder than the worst pies in London [01:44.33] [01:45.28]Only lard and nothing more [01:46.57]Is that just revolting [01:48.79]All greasy and gritty [01:50.60] [01:51.12]It looks like it's molting [01:52.63] [01:53.29]And tastes like well pity [01:57.04]A woman's alone with limited wind [02:03.45] [02:04.32]And the worst pies in London [02:09.01] [02:10.23]Ah sir [02:10.87] [02:12.14]Times is hard [02:13.62] [02:14.48]Times is hard