The Worst Pies in London-The Oscar Hollywood Musicals

[ti:The Worst Pies in London] [ar:The Oscar Hollywood Musicals] [al:Musicals Forever: Sweeney Todd] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]The Worst Pies in London - The Oscar Hollywood Musicals [00:00.20]Written by：Stephen Sondheim [00:00.40] [00:01.03]A customer [00:01.54] [00:02.28]Wait [00:02.56]What's your rush what's your hurry [00:03.86]You gave me such a [00:05.05]Fright I thought you was a ghost [00:06.28]Half a minute can't you sit [00:07.98]You down sit [00:09.12]All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks [00:11.72]Did you come here for a pie sir [00:13.55] [00:14.39]Do forgive me if me head's a little vague [00:16.04] [00:17.07]Ugh wha's that [00:17.62]But you think we had the plague [00:18.75] [00:19.32]From the way that people [00:20.77]Keep avoiding [00:21.52]No you don't [00:22.36]Heaven knows I try sir [00:24.29] [00:24.99]But there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:26.92] [00:27.68]Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale [00:29.58] [00:30.43]Mind you I can't hardly blame them [00:33.00] [00:33.88]These are probably the worst pies in London [00:37.51] [00:38.33]I know why nobody cares to take them [00:40.87]I should know [00:41.95]I make them [00:43.05]But good no [00:44.16]The worst pies in London [00:46.71] [00:47.32]Even that's polite [00:48.20]The worst pies in London [00:50.44] [00:51.18]If you doubt it take a bite [00:52.67] [00:54.44]Is that just disgusting [00:56.83]You have to concede it [00:59.13]It's nothing but crusting [01:01.38]Here drink this you'll need it [01:03.80]The worst pies in London [01:06.47] [01:07.00]And no wonder with the price of meat [01:08.72]What it is [01:09.61]When you get it [01:10.58]Never [01:11.32]Thought I'd live to see the day [01:12.61]Men'd think it was a treat [01:13.86]Findin' poor [01:14.71]Animals [01:15.74]Wot are dyin' in the street [01:17.13]Mrs Mooney has a pie shop [01:18.90] [01:19.48]Does a business but I notice something weird [01:21.37] [01:22.16]Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared [01:24.02] [01:24.72]Have to hand it to her [01:26.02]Wot I calls [01:26.93]Enterprise [01:27.97]Poppin' pussies into pies [01:29.05] [01:29.59]Wouldn't do in my shop [01:31.18] [01:31.92]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick [01:33.58] [01:34.59]And I'm tellin' you them pussycats is quick [01:36.64] [01:37.72]No denying times is hard sir [01:41.35]Even harder than the worst pies in London [01:44.46] [01:45.34]Only lard and nothing more [01:46.55]Is that just revolting [01:48.27] [01:48.93]All greasy and gritty [01:50.62] [01:51.24]It looks like it's molting [01:52.84] [01:53.48]And tastes like [01:54.36] [01:55.42]Well pity [01:56.92]A woman alone [01:59.51] [02:01.32]With limited wind [02:03.29] [02:04.36]And the worst pies in London [02:09.00] [02:10.16]Ah sir [02:10.96] [02:12.23]Times is hard [02:13.72] [02:14.60]Times is hard