【二人转 】京东大鼓-孙小宝

[ti:【二人转 】京东大鼓] [ar:孙小宝] [al:] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]【二人转 】京东大鼓 - 孙小宝 (孙传宝) [00:21.84]说有个小伙二十八 [00:26.50]年纪轻轻的心眼花呀 [00:30.76]自己的娘们模样也不差呀 [00:35.29]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [00:36.73] [00:37.47]他还是见到靓妞就勾搭呀 [00:43.82] [00:48.09]经常在外边就把野食打 [00:52.42]三天两头的不着家呀 [00:56.69]媳妇耐心的把他劝啊 [01:01.11]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [01:02.51] [01:03.15]你是骑马到了悬崖啊 [01:09.28] [01:13.81]小伙一听手往兜里插 [01:17.96]一个劲的就晃脑瓜啊 [01:22.10]我是骑马在找马 [01:26.32]好男人谁还没有俩仨 [01:30.09]这媳妇一生气就把他骂呀 [01:34.60]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [01:36.77]早晚我让你也当上王八啊 [01:42.48] [01:46.95]小伙我一听这句话呀 [01:50.94]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [01:52.56] [01:53.26]他不生气还嘻嘻哈哈 [01:57.44]你要能有这本事大 [02:01.45]哥们我泡妞还有了钱花 [02:05.16]这媳妇没招了要把他打 [02:09.85]伸手拿起来笤帚疙瘩 [02:13.38]那小伙一看就拉开了架 [02:17.32] [02:17.89]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [02:19.35] [02:20.13]把媳妇拎了一个大马趴 [02:23.22] [02:23.74]摔摔打打的出门去呀 [02:28.14]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [02:30.39]媳妇瞪眼也没有法啊 [02:36.27] [02:40.45]小媳妇眼泪巴嚓往前走啊 [02:44.48]去找婆婆小伙他的妈 [02:47.81] [02:48.60]你的儿子实在不像话 [02:52.66]当妈的您可要劝劝她 [02:56.09] [02:56.60]他要是老这样不学好 [03:00.27] [03:00.86]我们就离婚分开家 [03:04.63]这老婆婆一听离婚的话呀 [03:08.98]叫一声好儿媳妇你要听根牙 [03:13.12]我儿子虽然做的差 [03:17.29]咋的也强过他的爸爸 [03:21.18]我儿子是骑马在找马 [03:25.56]好歹是在外边就把那野花掐 [03:29.23]你公爹年轻时候常吃窝边草啊 [03:33.74]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [03:35.09] [03:35.84]专门在身边的左右划拉啊 [03:41.89] [03:45.88]你二姨和他就有一腿啊 [03:52.07] [03:57.89]还有你老婶还有你三舅妈 [04:01.88]他搞破鞋我不打不骂呀 [04:05.92]女人要想离婚那是傻瓜 [04:09.28] [04:09.97]好媳妇你要听妈的话呀 [04:14.29]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [04:15.58] [04:16.21]过日子可不是那闹哈哈啊 [04:20.22]男人的玩意就闲不下 [04:24.36]咱们的玩意也别白瞎 [04:28.13]他要是能跑咱们也能挂 [04:31.97] [04:32.49]不要等到饿时才想麻花啊 [04:38.26] [04:42.79]男人好比放山的马 [04:46.63]总归到时候他也得回家 [04:50.31]不怕他在外边扯仨拽俩 [04:54.74]枪杆子毕竟在你手里掐 [04:58.46]只要你攥住了不松手啊 [05:02.92]嗯哎哎嗨哟 [05:04.16] [05:05.04]浪费了一点子弹那算什么呀 [05:11.02]哎