And I'm a Mormon-Eleventyseven

[ti:And I'm a Mormon] [ar:Eleventyseven] [al:Attack of the Mountain Medley] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]And I'm a Mormon - Eleventyseven
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:10.14]I'm best friends with optimus prime
我和擎天柱是最好的朋友 [00:13.54] [00:14.37]The godfather of the cylon hybrid child
赛昂混血孩子的教父 [00:18.79]I ride my bicycle to work
我骑自行车上班 [00:21.04]And I've never been a jerk
我从来都不是混蛋 [00:22.87]I've got a spare umbrella every time it's storming
每当狂风暴雨时我都会准备一把备用伞 [00:27.28]And I'm a mormon
我是摩门教徒 [00:30.71] [00:31.44]Well when Luke went down to take out the death star
当卢克下去干掉死星时 [00:35.76]He flipped that targetting computer on
他打开瞄准电脑 [00:39.25] [00:39.99]I was the voice inside his head saying
我是他脑海里的声音在说 [00:42.62]Use the force instead
用武力代替 [00:44.67]I taught green day to live without warning
我教会GreenDay毫无预兆地生活 [00:48.28] [00:48.79]And I'm a mormon
我是摩门教徒 [00:52.89]Well your faith has been around for centuries
你的信念已经存在了好几个世纪 [00:57.05] [00:57.78]But mine just put my family on TV
可我的家人上了电视 [01:01.62]Yeah I'm similar to you
我和你很像 [01:03.95]Just a little more improved
稍微进步一点点 [01:06.18]Yeah the life I lead's the one you've always wanted
我过的生活是你梦寐以求的生活 [01:10.05]And I'm a mormon
我是摩门教徒 [01:14.19]When it was looking like all hope was lost
当一切都失去希望时 [01:17.66] [01:18.41]I captured all of Al Qaeda inside a pokeball
我在一个弹球里捕获了所有的基地组织成员 [01:23.08]Yeah this might be big of me
这可能是我的豪言壮语 [01:25.31]Man I love polygamy
朋友我喜欢一夫多妻制 [01:27.64]Oh I really wish that kind of thing was normal
我真希望这一切正常 [01:31.61]'Cause I'm a mormon
因为我是摩门教徒 [01:34.25] [01:35.65]And when aliens invaded the planet
当外星人入侵地球时 [01:39.48] [01:40.03]And we didn't know if we would survive
我们不知道我们能否撑下去 [01:43.67] [01:44.49]It was will smith and me fighting for humanity
威尔史密斯和我为人类而战 [01:48.56]Yeah our popup ads are anything but boring
我们的弹出式广告一点都不无聊 [01:52.52] [01:53.11]And I'm a mormon
我是摩门教徒 [01:55.62] [01:57.09]Well your faith has been around for centuries
你的信念已经存在了好几个世纪 [02:01.39] [02:01.99]But mine just put my family on TV
可我的家人上了电视 [02:05.96]Yeah I'm similar to you
我和你很像 [02:08.33]Just a little more improved
稍微进步一点点 [02:10.48]Yeah the life I lead's the one you've always wanted
我过的生活是你梦寐以求的生活 [02:14.47]And I'm a mormon
我是摩门教徒 [02:17.59] [02:18.27]I'm just as middle class and happy as can be
我只是个中产阶级快乐无比 [02:22.65] [02:23.22]Maybe you've seen my commercials on TV
也许你在电视上看过我的广告 [02:27.32]Having faith is so much fun
心怀信念是多么有趣 [02:29.28]Yeah I'm telling everyone that if having your own planet is important
我告诉每个人如果拥有自己的星球很重要 [02:35.37] [02:35.89]Become a mormon
变成摩门教徒 [02:38.94] [02:40.07]Well your faith has been around for centuries
你的信念已经存在了好几个世纪 [02:44.25] [02:44.78]But mine just put my family on TV
可我的家人上了电视 [02:48.83]Oh if he could just see me
如果他能看见我 [02:50.70]Joseph smith would be tickled pink
约瑟夫史密斯会很开心 [02:53.25]I wake up to a new wife every morning
每天早上醒来都会看到新的妻子 [02:57.48]And I'm a mormon
我是摩门教徒