Masturbate For Life-DJ Lubel

[ti:Masturbate For Life] [ar:DJ Lubel] [al:It's About To Get Awkward] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Masturbate For Life - DJ Lubel [00:16.19]Well it's prom night [00:17.18]I am all alone and man I feel so lame [00:21.40] [00:22.62]Across de gym stands the girls of my dreams [00:25.13]But she doesn't even know my name [00:27.92] [00:29.73]As I stare my heart skips a beat [00:31.95]She leaves me breathless I can't pretend [00:34.99] [00:36.38]I known that I can't offer her much [00:38.90]But I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend [00:41.98] [00:43.60]You may never want me [00:45.91]But my love for you is true [00:48.86] [00:49.88]So everywhere I go baby [00:52.77]I'll be touching myself to you [00:57.54]Ohh I'll masturbate to you in the shower [01:01.64]In the cafeteria during lunch hour [01:05.43]Gonna play with myself in my parent's car [01:09.42] [01:10.09]To you [01:11.21]Ohh I'll masturbate to you on the beach [01:15.55]In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth [01:19.15]I'll never see you again after tonight [01:23.97] [01:25.70]But I'll masturbate to you for life [01:30.14] [01:36.67]Don't you dare judge me on how I express my love [01:41.67] [01:43.50]You can write poetry me I'll rub and tug [01:49.05]Ohh I'll never hold you [01:52.44] [01:53.00]Lay with you in the sand [01:55.73] [01:57.16]Go life your life girl [01:59.84]Cause I'll being making love to my hand [02:03.49] [02:04.17]Ohh I'll masturbate to you like a fiend [02:08.47]On martin luther king day and during halloween [02:12.06]Stroking every single night of hanukah [02:16.82]To you [02:17.93]Ohh I'll masturbate to you over sea's [02:22.30]On the eiffel tower and while meeting the queen [02:26.07]Honney go with him I'll be alright [02:30.53] [02:32.47]Cause I'll masturbate to you for life [02:37.27] [02:39.59]Life is so lonely without you [02:44.31] [02:46.00]There's only so much jerking one guy can do [02:51.44] [02:52.87]But why this devotion [02:55.49] [02:56.30]I've wasted all my lotion [02:59.07] [02:59.78]Baby I was blind but now I can see [03:06.75] [03:11.16]Ohh I'll masturbate as you grow old with me [03:15.47]Every single birthday and anniversary [03:19.25]In the delivery room as our first child is born [03:22.97] [03:24.95]Ohh I'll masturbate to you and you alone [03:29.19]Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home [03:33.00]You're the one that I need I must have missed it somehow [03:36.87] [03:39.52]But I'll masturbate [03:42.15] [03:42.84]And I'll masturbate [03:45.36] [03:46.11]So I'll masturbate to you [03:53.02] [03:54.17]Right now