Me and My Dick-Joe Walker/Joey Richter

[ti:Me and My Dick] [ar:Joe Walker/Joey Richter] [al:Me and My Dick (A New Musical)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Me and My Dick - Joe Walker/Joey Richter [00:42.32]I wake up in the morning [00:44.20] [00:44.81]And it's nothing new [00:46.69] [00:47.70]Run through my mind for hours [00:50.42]Still I just want you [00:52.57] [00:53.27]You're all I want you're all I need [00:56.47]My love for you [00:57.65]Just grows the way you do [01:00.20] [01:01.37]When I love you [01:03.70] [01:05.16]I wanna hold you all night long [01:07.91]And cuddle 'till we're blue [01:09.61] [01:10.89]I'll hold you in a tight embrace [01:13.47]I know it seems taboo [01:15.48] [01:16.19]But I have to have you with me now [01:18.91] [01:19.42]I have to have you quick [01:21.47] [01:22.48]I love you more than anything [01:25.00] [01:26.59]My dick [01:27.98] [01:35.26]I like being with you [01:36.85]I like being with you [01:38.12]And you like being with me [01:39.74]You like being with me [01:41.19]We're just the best of friends [01:44.12]As anyone can see [01:46.11] [01:47.52]People say it's quite unlikely [01:50.47]The two of us should stick [01:52.51] [01:53.57]But I just tell them hey [01:55.57] [01:56.32]It's me and my dick [01:57.51] [02:00.76]We'll stick together [02:02.36]We'll stick together [02:03.58]Fight through thick and thin [02:05.30]Fight through thick and thin [02:06.29] [02:06.98]If we stay side by side [02:08.81] [02:09.56]There's no way we can't win [02:11.30] [02:12.75]Any girl that's out there [02:14.62]Any girl that's out there [02:16.41]Any girl at all [02:17.69]Any girl at all [02:19.50]When she gets going with us [02:21.54] [02:22.19]She's sure to have a ball [02:24.23]Hey watch out with that joke it's an antique [02:27.24] [02:28.49]People say how do you do it [02:31.55]How can you be so slick [02:33.40] [02:34.79]But I just tell them hey [02:36.49] [02:37.22]It's me and my dick [02:38.48] [02:41.40]Yeah there she is [02:42.76]Oh I see her [02:43.38] [02:44.51]Leaning on her locker with those big brown eyes [02:47.11] [02:47.68]And she's taking off her shirt and her pants [02:49.71]Yeah keep going [02:50.57]And we're doing a sexy time dance [02:53.29]She's running her hands [02:55.33] [02:56.30]Down my underpants [02:58.35] [02:59.29]Buddy this is our chance [03:03.17]Joey [03:03.40] [03:07.89]People say it's quite unlikely [03:10.67]The two of us should stick [03:12.82] [03:14.14]But I just tell them hey [03:15.88] [03:16.62]It's me and my dick [03:17.99]I like being with you [03:19.74]It's me and my dick [03:20.79] [03:21.37]We'll stick together [03:22.52] [03:23.06]It's me and my dick [03:24.15] [03:24.96]Hey man [03:25.45] [03:26.39]It's me and my dick