Land of the Dicks-Arielle Goldman/StakKid Company/Corey Doris

[ti:Land of the Dicks] [ar:Arielle Goldman/StakKid Company/Corey Doris] [al:Me and My Dick (A New Musical)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Land of the Dicks - Arielle Goldman/StakKid Company/Corey Doris [00:00.87]Written by：A.J. Holmes/Carlos Valdes [00:01.74]Chorus： [00:02.61]You look a little lost kid [00:04.57] [00:07.19]You look a little scared [00:09.70] [00:11.94]You seem a little worried kid [00:14.67] [00:17.12]A little unprepared [00:19.31] [00:21.32]You seem a little flaccid kid [00:23.91] [00:26.37]It seems you've lost your wood [00:28.50] [00:30.90]Did you come here alone kid [00:33.35] [00:35.54]You look misunderstood [00:38.22]Weenie： [00:38.66] [00:39.84]Lemme guess [00:43.58]Your masters gone astray [00:47.18] [00:48.01]No one around to sit and play [00:51.98] [00:52.61]No one to make you spurt and spray [00:56.73] [00:57.37]Well todays your lucky day [01:02.57] [01:05.49]There's a warm secluded place [01:07.11]Where a dick can feel at home [01:09.37] [01:10.66]With miles of open space [01:12.62]Where dicks are free to roam [01:14.57] [01:15.57]Got no time for your selfish owner [01:17.90]He sure missed out on a quality boner [01:21.17]Don't worry you'll get your kicks 'cause [01:23.23]You just stumbled into the land of the dicks [01:25.79] [01:26.67]You can let your hair grow out [01:28.65]There's nobody to make you trim [01:30.47] [01:31.88]You can flop or go kerplop [01:33.99]When you're everybody's favorite limb [01:35.95] [01:36.78]You don't need to get total action [01:39.54]When you've got scrotal satisfaction [01:42.31]You can come anytime and get your fix [01:44.69]At a hot little joint called the land of the dicks [01:47.32]Chorus： [01:47.59]A hot little joint called the land of the dicks [01:49.86] [01:59.83]Big T： [02:00.62]Cocks from far and wide [02:03.26]Oh they lay down at my side [02:05.22] [02:05.89]I take them in and wipe their tears away [02:11.60]You may be lost now dick [02:13.64]But you're one lucky prick [02:16.41]We'll make a one-eyed king of you today [02:21.91]Chorus： [02:22.27]Some are big and some are small [02:24.20]Some are slobs and some well dressed [02:26.43] [02:27.76]There are dicks of every kind [02:29.57]It's a regular sausage fest [02:31.61] [02:32.48]You have miles at your disposal if you wanna go pissin' [02:35.21]The golden rain flows as you watch it glisten [02:37.38] [02:38.02]You can come anytime and get your fix [02:40.28]At a hot little joint called the land of the dicks [02:42.58] [02:45.49]Big T： [02:45.93] [02:48.07]I said pee-pee [02:49.68]Pee-pee [02:50.88]I said ding dong [02:52.24]Ding dong [02:53.53]Me tallywacker [02:54.97]You tallywacker [02:56.24]Schloong [02:57.51]Schloong [02:58.73]I said trouser snake [03:00.16]Trouser snake [03:01.21]Private eye [03:02.66]Private eye [03:04.10]Wing dang doodle [03:05.49]Wing dang doodle [03:06.80]Chorus： [03:07.18]Sausage [03:07.58]Choade [03:07.77]Cock [03:08.55]Dick [03:09.10] [03:10.95]Dick [03:13.54] [03:34.44]Foreskin no skin everyone's in [03:36.55] [03:37.49]There's a warm secluded place [03:39.67]Where a dick can feel at home [03:41.17] [03:42.57]With miles of open space [03:44.62]Where dicks are free to roam [03:46.30] [03:47.65]Got no time for your selfish owner [03:50.39]He sure missed out on a quality boner [03:52.66] [03:53.34]Don't worry you'll get your kicks [03:54.99] [03:58.72]You can come and get your fix [04:00.21] [04:03.94]It's time to mingle and mix 'cause [04:06.00]You just stumbled in to the land of the dicks