The Barmaid at the Rose and Crown-George Formby

[ti:The Barmaid At The Rose And Crown] [ar:George Formby] [al:Heroes Collection - George Formby] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Barmaid at the Rose and Crown - George Formby [00:06.94]In town there is a little pub [00:09.19]Which gives much satisfaction [00:11.41]The men don't go there for the beer [00:13.58]The barmaid's the attraction [00:15.77]Her age is oh well quite all that [00:17.98]And more on Monday morning [00:20.16]She knows her onions take my word [00:22.37]She's heard the gypsy's warning [00:24.34]She lays on powder as thick as crust [00:27.04]I've smacked her cheek and what a fuss [00:29.28]I couldn't see her face for dust [00:31.17]The barmaid at the Rose and Crown [00:33.52]She wears nice undies full of thrills [00:35.85]All silken lace and saucy frills [00:38.26]I know because I've seen the bills [00:40.27]And paid `em at the Rose and Crown [00:42.61]There is a tavern in the town in the town [00:46.79]And in that tavern there's a bust forty inches round [00:51.61]She's got a figure fine and fair [00:53.76]There's lots of it and some to spare [00:56.08]It goes in here and comes out there [00:58.32]The barmaid at the Rose and Crown [01:00.70]She likes to think that you are hers [01:02.63]And if you prove a quitter [01:04.96]She'll cry into your class of mild [01:07.25]And turn it into bitter [01:09.51]She'll have a little drink with you [01:11.67]And make you nice and cosy [01:13.96]And if you never count your change [01:16.23]You'll make a hit with Rosie [01:18.52]She always looks so very posh [01:20.74]So many rings she wears by gosh [01:23.20]Her hands she never has to wash [01:25.31]The barmaid at the Rose and Crown [01:27.54]The pendant round her neck is great [01:29.87]It's larger than a dinner plate [01:32.14]She's got round shoulders with 'the weight [01:34.37]The barmaid at the Rose and Crown [01:36.94]There is a tavern in the town in the town [01:41.24]And in that tavern there's a lass in a glittering gown [01:45.79]With jewellery she takes the bun [01:47.94]Her ear-rings weigh quite half a ton [01:50.30]She lets me swing on them for fun [01:52.47]The barmaid atAt the Rose and Crown [01:54.93]Now if you want her to seize [01:57.13]And round her waist you give a squeeze [01:59.44]You'll hear her shout "Not this side please " [02:01.76]The barmaid at the Rose and Crown [02:03.87]If she ever falls for you [02:06.00]A kiss will last an hour or two [02:08.22]She's got her lipstick mixed with glue [02:10.32]The barmaid at the Rose and Crown [02:12.75]There is a tavern in the town in the town [02:16.97] [02:17.77]And in that tavern there are lips that have won renown [02:21.90]But if you tax her for a mug [02:24.21]And ever try to sneak a hug [02:25.98]She'll kick you in the "bottle and jug" [02:28.58]The barmaid at the Rose and Crown