Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues-Bob Dylan

[ti:Talkin' Bear Mountain Massacre (Live)] [ar:Bob Dylan] [al:Bob Dylan, Live in New York. Gaslight Café-6th September 1961] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues - Bob Dylan [00:02.17]I saw it advertised one day [01:02.03]Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way [01:04.36]"Come along 'n' take a trip [01:06.22]We'll bring you up there on a ship [01:08.68]Bring the wife and kids [01:11.29]Bring the whole family " [01:16.31]Yippee [01:16.56]Well I run right down 'n' bought a ticket [01:28.43]To this Bear Mountain Picnic [01:30.60]But little did I realize [01:33.85]I was in for a picnic surprise [01:36.95]Had nothin' to do with mountains [01:40.27]I didn't even come close to a bear [01:43.75]I'm scared verylessly [01:46.84]Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier [02:00.57]Six thousand people there [02:02.93]Everybody had ticket for the trip [02:06.60]"Oh well " I said "it's a pretty big ship [02:09.16]Besides anyway the more the merrier " [02:14.69]Well we all got on 'n' what d'ya think [02:43.44]That big old boat started t' sink [02:45.60]More people kept a-pilin' on [02:48.01]That old ship was a-slowly goin' down [02:50.40]Funny way t' start a picnic [02:55.68]Well I soon lost track of m' kids 'n' wife [03:05.73]So many people there I never saw in m' life [03:09.11]That old ship sinkin' down in the water [03:14.35]Six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other [03:17.87]Dogs a-barkin' cats a-meowin' [03:25.16]Women screamin' fists a-flyin' [03:29.04]Maybe we just better call off the picnic [03:32.97]I got shoved down 'n' pushed around [03:45.58]All I could hear there was a screamin' sound [03:47.89]Don't remember one thing more [03:51.69]Just remember walkin' up on a little shore [03:53.43]Head busted stomach cracked [03:59.94]Could't walk could't see could't talk could't feel [04:06.99]Quite lucky to be alive though [04:10.27]Feelin' like I climbed outa m' casket [04:27.75]I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket [04:31.13]Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home [04:35.77]Wishin' I'd never got up that morn [04:37.62]Coursen picnics [04:41.72]Now I don't care just what you do [04:53.86]If you wanta have a picnic that's up t' you [04:56.12]But don't tell me about it I don't wanta hear it [04:58.78]ÔCause see I just lost all m' picnic spirit [05:02.22]Stay in m' kitchen have m' own picnic [05:07.07]In the bathroom [05:07.46]Now it don't seem to me quite so funny [05:31.47]What some people are gonna do f'r money [05:33.94]There's a bran' new gimmick every day [05:37.05]Just t' take somebody's money away [05:39.41]I think we oughta take some o' these people [05:45.10]And put 'em on a boat [05:48.31]Send 'em up to Bear Mountain [05:52.48]For a picnic