Rap God-Various Artists

[ti:Rap God] [ar:Eminem] [al:Rap God - Single] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Rap God - Various Artists [00:00.78]Written by：Eminem/K. Nazel [00:01.57]Look I was gonna go easy on you [00:03.75]And not to hurt your feelings [00:05.11]But I'm only going to get this one chance [00:09.51]Something's wrong I can feel it [00:11.79]Six minutes Slim Shady you're on [00:13.13]Just a feeling I've got [00:14.34]Like something's about to happen [00:16.39]But I don't know what [00:18.02]If that means what I think it means [00:19.65]We're in trouble big trouble [00:21.40]And if he is as bananas as you say [00:23.15]I'm not taking any chances [00:24.31]You were just what the doctor ordered [00:25.95]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God [00:29.40]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [00:32.59]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox [00:35.70]They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot [00:38.14]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes [00:40.48]I got a laptop in my back pocket [00:41.85]My pen'll go off when I halfcock it [00:43.40]Got a fat knot from that rap profit [00:44.97]Made a living and a killing off it [00:46.59]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office [00:48.15]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack [00:50.03]I'm an MC still as honest [00:51.57]But as rude and indecent as all hell [00:53.07]Syllables killaholic Kill 'em all with [00:54.72]This slickety gibbedy hibbedy hip hop [00:56.15]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap [00:58.61]Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac [01:00.29]Pack backpack rap yep yackidyyac [01:01.29]And at the exact same time [01:02.84]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that [01:04.67]I'll still be able to break a motherf**kin' table [01:06.31]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half [01:08.55]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact [01:11.52]How could I not blow All I do is drop Fbombs [01:13.64]Feel my wrath of attack [01:14.64]Rappers are having a rough time period here's a maxipad [01:16.62]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack [01:19.11]While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as [01:20.67]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God [01:24.37]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [01:27.58]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox [01:30.52]Let me show you maintaining this sh*t ain't that hard that hard [01:34.10]Everybody want the key and [01:34.98]The secret to rap immortality like I have got [01:37.37]Well to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage [01:38.68]And youthful exuberance [01:39.92]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance [01:41.51]Hit the earth like an asteroid [01:42.58]Did nothing but shoot for the moon since [01:44.02]MC's get taken to school with this music [01:46.32]Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme [01:48.38]Now I lead a new school full of students [01:49.97]Me I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz 2Pac N [01:52.91]W A Cube hey Doc Ren Yella [01:54.73]Eazy thank you they got Slim [01:56.06]Inspired enough to one day grow up [01:57.99]Blow up and be in a position [01:59.55]To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherf**kin' Rock n' [02:02.61]Roll Hall of Fame [02:03.86]Even though I walk in the church [02:05.05]And burst in a ball of flames [02:06.28]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame [02:08.50]On the wall of shame [02:09.82]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames [02:13.14]Off of planking tell me what in the f**k are you thinking [02:16.14]Little gay looking boy [02:17.01]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy [02:19.53]You witnessing a massacre [02:20.55]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy [02:22.68]Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say looking boy [02:25.93]You get a thumbs up pat on the back [02:27.49]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy [02:29.24]Hey looking boy what you say looking boy [02:30.70]I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy [02:32.47]I'mma work for everything I have [02:33.59]Never ask nobody for sh*t get outta my face looking boy [02:35.71]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable [02:37.28]To keep up with the same pace looking boy [02:38.97]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God [02:42.18]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [02:45.30]The way I'm racing around the track call me Nascar Nascar [02:48.68]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the White Trash God [02:51.05]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton no Asgard Asgard [02:55.03]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin [02:56.79]You rodent I'm omnipotent [02:58.60]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' [03:01.72]And I should not be woken [03:03.35]I'm the walking dead [03:04.56]But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating [03:07.06]But I got your mom deep throating [03:08.49]I'm out my ramen noodle [03:09.84]We have nothing in common poodle [03:10.96]I'm a doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil [03:14.71]It's me my honesty's brutal [03:17.33]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though [03:20.75]For good at least once in a while [03:22.24]So I wanna make sure [03:23.17]Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle [03:24.86]Enough rhymes to maybe to try [03:25.93]And help get some people through tough times [03:27.55]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case [03:29.79]Cause even you unsigned [03:30.48]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime [03:32.75]I know there was a time where once I [03:34.61]Was king of the underground [03:35.92]But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind [03:37.72]So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine [03:40.48]Appeal with the skin color of mine [03:41.98]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you [03:44.12]Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP [03:47.14]One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine [03:49.40]Put 'em all in a line add an AK-47 a revolver and a nine [03:53.42]See if I get away with it now that [03:55.62]I ain't as big as I was [03:56.82]But I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal [03:59.93]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though [04:01.32]And I don't know what the f**k that you rhyme for [04:04.08]You're pointless as Rapunzel with f**king cornrows [04:06.26]You're like normal f**k being normal [04:08.90]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future [04:11.29]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad [04:13.47]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad [04:15.63]Singin' to a man while they played piano [04:17.14]Man oh man that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel [04:19.26]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day [04:22.07]''Hey Fab I'mma kill you'' [04:23.34]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed JJ Fad [04:25.73]Uh sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human [04:27.48]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman [04:29.62]Innovative and I'm made of rubber [04:30.56]So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you [04:33.12]I'm never stating more than never demonstrating [04:34.32]How to give a motherf**kin' audience a feeling like it's levitating [04:36.26]Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting [04:37.61]For the day that they can say I fell off they'd be celebrating [04:38.92]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated [04:40.41]I make elevating music you make elevator music [04:42.11]Oh he's too mainstream [04:43.91]Well that's what they do when they get jealous they confuse it [04:46.22]It's not hip hop it's pop cause I found a hella way to fuse it [04:48.98]With rock shock rap with Doc [04:50.24]Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it [04:51.99]I don't know how to make songs like that [04:53.54]I don't know what words to use [04:54.97]Let me know when it occurs to you [04:56.60]While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you [04:58.90]It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you [05:00.62]How many verses I gotta murder to prove [05:02.05]That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too [05:04.86]School flunkie pill junky [05:07.22]But look at the accolades the skills brung me [05:09.66]Full of myself but still hungry [05:11.47]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to [05:14.60]And I'm a million leagues above you [05:16.85]Ill when I speak in tongues [05:18.29]But it's still tongue in cheek f**k you [05:19.94]I'm drunk so Satan take the f**king wheel [05:21.99]I'm asleep in the front seat [05:23.19]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys still chunky but funky [05:26.41]But in my head there's something [05:27.79]I can feel tugging and struggling [05:29.54]Angels fight with devils here's what they want from me [05:32.86]They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate [05:35.11]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had [05:37.17]Then you may be a little patient and [05:38.48]More symphatetic to the situation [05:39.93]And understand the discrimation [05:42.31]But f**k it life's handing you lemons make lemonade then [05:44.62]But if I can't batter the women [05:46.25]How the f**k am I supposed to bake them a cake then [05:48.35]Don't mistake it for Satan [05:49.66]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas [05:51.90]And take a vacation to trip a broad [05:53.80]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard [05:56.42]Be a king Think not why be a king when you can be a God