The Laughing Policeman

[ti:The Laughing Policeman] [ar:Charles Penrose] [al:For Children Everywhere] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.96]The Laughing Policeman - Charles Penrose [00:02.10] [00:07.74]I know a fat old policeman [00:09.65]He's always on our street [00:11.40]A fat and jolly red faced man [00:13.41]He really is a treat [00:14.49] [00:15.07]He's too kind for a policeman [00:16.87]He's never known to frown [00:18.01] [00:18.58]And everybody says [00:19.33] [00:19.86]He is the happiest man in town [00:21.72] [00:22.35]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:24.44] [00:26.16]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:28.81] [00:29.77]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:32.56] [00:33.27]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:35.70] [00:44.76]He laughs upon point duty [00:45.91] [00:46.59]He laughs upon his beat [00:47.79] [00:48.44]He laughs at everybody [00:49.97]When he's walking in the street [00:51.51] [00:52.15]He never can stop laughing [00:53.42] [00:54.06]He says he's never tried [00:56.09]But once he did arrest a man [00:58.15]And laughed until he cried [00:59.49] [01:00.46]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:02.19] [01:03.59]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:06.46] [01:07.33]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:10.24] [01:10.98]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:13.45] [01:22.27]His jolly face is wrinkled [01:24.09]And then he shut his eyes [01:25.45] [01:26.00]He opened his great big mouth [01:27.84]It was a wonderous size [01:29.14] [01:29.70]He said I must arrest you [01:31.09] [01:31.60]He didn't know what for [01:32.84] [01:33.45]And then he started laughing [01:34.75] [01:35.35]Until he cracked his fat old jaw [01:37.18] [01:37.73]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:39.52] [01:41.26]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:44.45] [01:45.03]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:48.23] [01:50.54]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:53.16] [02:00.38]So if you chance to meet him [02:02.26]While walking 'round the town [02:03.49] [02:04.02]Shake him by his fat old hand [02:06.14]And give him half a crown [02:07.51] [02:08.02]His eyes will beam and sparkle [02:09.92]He'll gurgle with delight [02:11.11] [02:11.77]And then you'll start him laughing [02:13.77]With all his blessed might [02:15.68]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:17.97] [02:19.69]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:22.96] [02:23.58]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:26.55] [02:27.25]Oh ha ha oh ha ha ha ha