Boycott Everything-Bonaparte

I boycott everything that's not made by my hands My hands, my hands. I boycott everything that's not made by my hands My hands, my hands. If I have to, I build myself a cardboard house With a cardboard Porsche for my girl and my spouse And If I have to, I build myself a cardboard street And a whole village where all of my friends can meet. I make, make, make. I break, break, break. I create, create, create. I wait, wait, wait. I boycott everything that's not made by my hands My hands, my hands. I boycott everything that's not made by my hands My hands, my hands. And if I want to, I put paper trees in that street And cardboard birds, that go "tweet, tweet, tweet". And if I want to, I pencil in a piece of land, a whole farm And cardboard cows on demand. I make, make, make. I break, break, break. I create, create, create. I wait, wait, wait. United States? On your knees! Japan? On your knees! China? On your knees! Germany? On your knees! I boycott everything thats not made by my hands My hands, my hands. I boycott everything thats not made by my hands My hands, my hands. Hands! My hands! Hands! My hands! Russia? Made of Oil. China? Soon to boil. Japan? Made of cars. The middle east? Full of scars. Netherlands? Build on trade. Africa? Running late. Switzerland? Made of cheese. Canada? Full of trees. Greenland? Made of Water. UK? Harry Potter. India? Software. Tibet? Made of prayer Sweden? Made of bands. Australia? Full of sand. Caribbean? Made of smoke. South America? Full of coke. North Korea? exponential. South Korea? confidential. USA? Made of corn, all the rest: made of porn. I boycott everything that's not made by my hands My hands, my hands. I boycott everything that's not made by my hands My hands, my hands. I boycott everything that's not made by my hands My hands, my hands. I boycott everything that's not made by my hands My hands, my hands. And if I want to, I put paper trees in that street And carport birds, that go "tweet, tweet, tweet". And if I want to, I pencil in a piece of land, a whole farm Build by my own two hands.