Swinging on a Star (From 'Going My Way')-Bing Crosby

[ti:Swinging on a Star (From 'Going My Way')] [ar:Bing Crosby] [al:Hooray for Hollywood - 100 Greatest Film Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Swinging on a Star (From 'Going My Way') - Bing Crosby (平克·劳斯) [00:06.86]Would you like to swing on a star [00:09.71] [00:10.57]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:13.00] [00:13.70]And be better off than you are [00:16.77] [00:17.37]Or would you rather be a mule [00:20.59]A mule is an animal with long funny ears [00:24.43]Kicks up at anything he hears [00:26.61] [00:27.27]His back is brawny but his brain is weak [00:30.44]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak [00:33.44]And by the way if you hate to go to school [00:36.64] [00:37.64]You may grow up to be a mule [00:40.16]Or would you like to swing on a star [00:43.53]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:46.91]And be better off than you are [00:50.39] [00:51.15]Or would you rather be a pig [00:52.37] [00:53.68]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face [00:57.43]His shoes are a terrible disgrace [00:59.97] [01:00.76]He has no manners when he eats his food [01:04.10]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude [01:07.03]But if you don't care a feather or a fig [01:09.53] [01:11.18]You may grow up to be a pig [01:12.71] [01:13.70]Or would you like to swing on a star [01:17.30]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [01:20.50]And be better off than you are [01:23.63] [01:24.89]Or would you rather be a fish [01:26.41] [01:27.37]A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook [01:31.10]He can't write his name or read a book [01:33.27] [01:34.45]To fool the people is his only thought [01:37.87]And though he's slippery he still gets caught [01:40.82]But then if that sort of life is what you wish [01:43.13] [01:45.03]You may grow up to be a fish [01:46.23] [01:58.61]A new kind of jumped up slippery fish [02:00.81] [02:01.44]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo [02:04.40] [02:04.91]Every day you meet quite a few [02:08.32]So you see it's all up to you [02:11.87] [02:12.60]You can be better than you are [02:17.40] [02:18.92]You could be swingin' on a star