I'm Not Gay-J. Pee

[ti:I'm Not Gay] [ar:J. Pee] [al:I'm Not Gay] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm Not Gay - J. Pee [00:02.17]J pee baby yup yup
宝贝 [00:04.64]Yeah you know what it is
你知道这是什么 [00:07.99]Check this sh*t out man
兄弟 做好一切准备 [00:09.37]Check it out check it out
做好准备 做好准备 [00:10.50]Check it out yeah
做好准备 [00:12.25]Chilling with my homies at the home depot
和我的兄弟们混迹风云 活得风生水起 [00:13.91] [00:14.44]Home depot
风生水起 [00:15.42]Buying screws and nails manly sh*t you know
和女孩们翻云覆雨 你懂得我的意思 [00:17.29]You know
你懂的 [00:17.77]My homie says to me what kind of drill you want
我的兄弟问我 你想要怎样欢愉 [00:19.93]He asked me
他问我 [00:20.93]So I said I wanted one right in the a**
于是我说 我想从后面纵情欢愉 [00:25.00]What
什么 [00:26.48]I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 [00:27.76]I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 [00:28.99]It was a joke guys come on
我只是在开玩笑 兄弟们 来吧 [00:30.63]I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 [00:31.73]I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
我比那些艳门照主角还喜欢女孩的身体 [00:34.38]But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle
但我可以买那个亮粉色的内裤吗 [00:36.49] [00:37.18]Playing tackle football with my homies in the park
和兄弟们在公园玩一场橄榄球 [00:40.05]Had to wrap it up cause it was getting dark
我们要收拾东西回家 因为夜幕已经降临 [00:42.29]Getting dark
夜幕已经降临 [00:42.96]The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t
对手看起来表情凶恶 一脸欠揍 [00:44.93]Ooooo [00:45.44]But my quarterback he ain't having none of it
但我的四分卫毫不在意 [00:47.54]He ain't scared
他无所畏惧 [00:48.40]He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
他看着我 告诉我 无论我身在何处 [00:50.83]My priority job was to protect the sack
我的首要任务就是掩护 [00:53.92]Okay
好的 [00:54.28]So fourth down he bends over and yells hike
所以 第四轮时 他弯下腰大喊一声 进攻 [00:56.94]So I went and grabbed his balls
所以 我冲上去抱住了他 [00:59.70] [01:01.33]Uhhh [01:03.13]I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 [01:04.45]I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 [01:05.41]I'm just doing my job step off
我只是在完成自己的任务 快点滚开 [01:07.41]I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 [01:08.37]It's not like I was purposefully trying to feel them
我不是故意去触碰你 [01:10.80]I wasn't
我不是故意的 [01:11.22]I just care about the safety of your future children
我只是在替你未来子嗣的安全着想 [01:13.55]Godfather
上帝啊 [01:14.07]I'm not gay I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 我不是同性恋 [01:16.75]Quit telling me that man
不要再说了 [01:18.62]I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 [01:19.68]Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled son
下一次 我会眼睁睁看着你被攻击 [01:22.44]PS I didn't know that you were so well hung
还有 我不知道你的身材如此强壮 [01:25.24]Strolling with my homies in west Hollywood
和兄弟们一起去西好莱坞闲逛 [01:27.38]Hollywood
好莱坞 [01:28.19]Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
我不是同性恋 [01:31.06]Dude walks by me with his shirt off and I was like
一个赤膊男人从我身边走过 我说 [01:34.15]Damn b**ch you fine
兄弟 身材不错 [01:36.31]F**k
该死 [01:36.92]I'm not gay guys
我不是同性恋 伙计们 [01:38.40]That ain't me
刚才那不是我 [01:39.33]I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
我只是我太在意我的性取向 [01:41.88]So I can admit when I see a guy
所以我只能承认 当我看见一个男人 [01:44.87]Who has a handsome face and pretty eyes
有着帅气的外表 迷人的双眸 [01:47.81]And a rock hard chest and rippling abs
结实的胸膛 完美的腹肌 [01:50.64]And the tightest a** and those sculpted calves
紧致的双臀 雕塑般的小腿 [01:53.45]And those bulging quads and the perfect bod
饱满的肌肉和完美的身材 [01:56.19]And ohh my god take your pants off
我的天啊 快点褪去你的衣衫 [01:58.91] [01:59.43]Um [02:00.78]F**k it
该死 [02:01.49] [02:02.52]I'm gay
我是同性恋 [02:03.77]I'm f**king gay
我是个百分百的同性恋 [02:04.74]I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling hey
我就是那个涂着指甲油 轻声细语的家伙 [02:07.57]I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt
我就是那个在派对上偷偷摸你的家伙 [02:09.67]That's me
就是我 [02:10.03]And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like what
当你转身看着我 我会装作毫不在意 [02:13.09]Yeah [02:13.88]I'm gay
我是同性恋 [02:14.54]I'm gay
我是同性恋 [02:14.89]I'm hella gay
我是个百分百的同性恋 [02:15.86]I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
我每周都看Zac Efron的电影 [02:18.95]And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
并且正常的表达方式都不适合我 [02:21.52]That's why my degree is in musical theater
这就是我学音乐剧的缘由 [02:24.12]I'm so gay man
我就是个同性恋 兄弟