The Piano Has Been Drinkin'-Dan Hicks And The Hot Licks

The piano has been drinking My necktie's asleep The combo went back to New York The jukebox has to take a leak The carpet needs a haircut The spotlight looks just like a prison break The telephone's out of cigarettes The balcony's on the make The piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking The lightman's blind in one eye He can't see out of the other The pianotuner's got a hearing aid He showed up with his mother The piano has been drinking The bouncer is this sumo wrestler Kinda cream puff casper milk toast The owner is just a mental midget With the iq of a fencepost The piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking You can't find your waitress Even with the Geiger counter She will hate you from the bottom of her glass Just can't get served without her The bouncer is this Sumo The bar stools are all on fire All the newspapers were just fooling The ashtrays have retired The piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking Not me not me (歌手讲述)