北极熊的逆袭-何瑞康

[ti:北极熊的逆袭] [ar:何瑞康] [al:给我说个故事吧] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]北极熊的逆袭 (Polar Bear Counter-Attack) - 何瑞康 (RayKang) [00:06.03]词：何瑞康 [00:12.07]曲：何瑞康 [00:18.11]有一只北极熊 [00:19.47] [00:20.08]坐在我们家的沙发上 [00:22.01] [00:26.17]用吸管喝着可乐 [00:27.55] [00:28.63]说北极现在太热啦 [00:30.63] [00:33.86]他问我能不能开个冷气 [00:36.11] [00:37.09]我说核电归零要环保啊 [00:39.09] [00:43.03]他默默看着我的冰箱 [00:45.32]我说你想都别想进去啊鬼才装得下 [00:49.83] [00:50.92]呜你干嘛这样看着我啊 [00:53.86] [00:54.44]我又不是猎人啊 [00:56.56] [00:59.27]呜你干嘛这样看着我啊 [01:02.69]你说哥流的不是口水是眼泪啊 [01:05.96] [01:08.40]没洗澡就爬上床 [01:09.45] [01:10.41]抢走我的棉被却不盖啊 [01:12.67] [01:16.49]睡在我的身上想热死我吗 [01:18.62] [01:19.22]他说你终于明白我的苦了吧 [01:23.14] [01:25.18]指着电视里的冰山 [01:27.56]说他家早就不是长那样 [01:29.39] [01:33.36]哭着说鱼都被人类吃光光 [01:35.97]而它也想把人类吃光光 [01:41.31]呜你干嘛这样看着我啊 [01:44.98]十个我也不够你塞牙缝啦 [01:47.73] [01:49.76]呜你干嘛问我是一个人住吗 [01:53.55]你想干嘛你想干嘛 [01:55.67]你想干嘛你想干嘛 [01:58.69]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [02:01.08]他吞了我的一只手啊 [02:03.44] [02:04.43]抽着我的烟却不会乱丢烟蒂啊 [02:07.10]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [02:09.58]他吞了我的一只脚啊 [02:11.87] [02:12.91]拿着我的信用卡上网 shopping 啦 [02:14.75] [02:15.36]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [02:17.94]他吞了我的身体啊 [02:19.97] [02:21.21]穿上我的衣服开始去上班啦 [02:23.76]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [02:26.38]别把我的脑袋挂在墙上 [02:29.66] [02:32.28]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇过上好日子啦 [02:36.36] [02:40.72]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇过上好日子啦 [02:44.97] [02:49.12]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇过上好日子啦 [02:53.66]这是好日子吗 [02:55.48] [02:57.58]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇过上好日子啦 [03:02.42] [03:39.71]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [03:42.15]他吞了我的一只手啊 [03:44.45] [03:45.52]抽着我的烟却不会乱丢烟蒂啊 [03:48.03]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [03:50.59]他吞了我的一只脚啊 [03:52.92] [03:53.83]拿着我的信用卡上网 shopping 啦 [03:55.77] [03:56.55]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [03:59.05]他吞了我的身体啊 [04:01.00] [04:02.31]穿上我的衣服开始去上班啦 [04:04.34] [04:04.86]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [04:07.48]别把我的脑袋挂在墙上 [04:10.80] [04:13.23]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [04:17.40] [04:21.81]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇 [04:25.80] [04:30.24]哇呜哇呜哇呜哇