Napoleon-Blossom Dearie

[ti:Napoleon] [ar:Blossom Dearie] [al:Weaselly] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Napoleon (拿破仑) - Blossom Dearie (布劳森·黛瑞) [00:05.35]Written by：Harold Arlen/Yip Harburg [00:10.70]Napoleon's a pastry [00:13.14] [00:15.76]Bismarck is a herring [00:17.54] [00:21.42]Alexander's a crè me de cocoa mixed with rum [00:26.77] [00:30.75]And herbie hoover is a vacu um [00:36.22] [00:41.72]Columbus is a circle and a day off [00:45.49] [00:46.65]Pershing is a square what a payoff [00:50.27] [00:52.55]Julius caesar is just a salad on a shelf [00:57.91] [01:02.55]So little brother get wise to yourself [01:08.14] [01:12.96]Life's a bowl of cherry pits that's the way it is [01:18.77]Play it big and it throws you for a loop [01:21.71] [01:23.80]That's way to fixture [01:25.14] [01:26.33]Comes today we're great [01:28.06] [01:28.67]Comes tomorrow we're tomato soup [01:32.78] [01:33.70]Napoleon's a pastry [01:35.97] [01:39.49]Get this under your brow [01:41.73] [01:43.94]What once used to be a rooster [01:47.26] [01:47.89]Is just a duster now [01:50.37] [02:02.99]Dubarry is a lipstick [02:05.14] [02:07.70]Pompadour's a hairdo [02:09.83] [02:13.42]Good queen mary just floats along from pier to pier [02:18.96] [02:23.22]Venus de milo's just a pink brassiere [02:29.43] [02:34.12]Sir gladstone is a bag ain't it shocking [02:38.14] [02:39.40]And the mighty kaiser's just a stocking [02:43.68] [02:45.15]Czar of russia is now caviar [02:48.92] [02:49.58]And cleopatra is a black cigar [02:57.42] [02:58.33]Yes my honey lamb swift is just a ham [03:08.31] [03:08.86]Lincoln's a tunnel coolidge is a dam [03:15.10] [03:16.55]Yes my noble lad comes today we're fads [03:20.75] [03:21.63]Comes tomorrow we're subway ads [03:25.61] [03:26.50]Homer is a swa at [03:29.09] [03:32.51]Get this under your brow [03:35.25] [03:36.79]All these big wheel controversials are just commercials now [03:43.23] [03:50.38]Better get your jug of wine and loaf of bread before that final bow