I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas-Kay Martin/Her Body Guards

[ti:I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas] [ar:Kay Martin & Her Body Guards] [al:The Night Before Xmas Binge] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas - Kay Martin/Her Body Guards [00:09.70]I want a casting couch for Christmas [00:12.79] [00:14.19]One to call my very own [00:16.92] [00:18.59]One on which a girl could retire [00:21.45] [00:22.39]With an occasional piece in front of the fire [00:27.07]So santa don't you be a grouch [00:30.08] [00:31.46]Please send me a casting couch [00:34.84] [00:35.79]I've been in nearly ev'ry agent's office [00:38.97] [00:40.35]I've been to hollywood and back [00:43.29] [00:44.82]My trouble isn't always fallen arches [00:48.16] [00:49.49]It's my achin' sacroiliac [00:51.85] [00:53.26]I want a couch to call my own [00:55.99]I've come to this decision [00:58.02]The only wwrestling that I'd see [01:00.25]Would be on television [01:01.87] [01:02.58]I want a casting couch for Christmas [01:06.05] [01:07.14]One to call my very own [01:10.35] [01:11.70]One that felt real soft to my skin [01:15.07] [01:16.18]And I could even get a little practice in [01:20.82]'Cause I don't wanna be a slouch [01:23.80] [01:25.24]On anybody's casting couch [01:28.31] [01:29.78]My manager's apartment's really soundproof [01:32.95] [01:34.15]Believe me you can't hear a single word [01:37.09] [01:38.62]Because he's working on a special theory [01:41.55] [01:43.02]That girls should be obscene and not heard [01:46.23] [01:47.73]One agent had an office [01:49.70]That really was appealing [01:51.95]He even had a movie script [01:54.44]Projected on the ceiling [01:56.53]I want a casting couch for Christmas [01:59.94] [02:01.03]One to call my very own [02:04.30] [02:05.47]My dressing room should be gold starred [02:08.80] [02:09.86]So I'll take on all comers with no holds barred [02:14.39]So santa on this I'll vouch [02:17.64] [02:18.90]If you'll bring me a casting couch [02:22.13] [02:22.73]You'll be surprised how far it gets you [02:25.48]If you show a ju some jitsu [02:27.36]On a casting couch