快递小哥 (段子版)-许家豪

[ti:快递小哥 (段子版)] [ar:许家豪] [al:快递小哥] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.23]快递小哥 (段子版) - 许家豪 [00:01.21]词：颂今 [00:01.36]曲：颂今 [00:01.51]合： [00:02.07]猜猜谁来了 [00:03.96]女： [00:04.75]他可以准确叫出你的名字 [00:07.12]男： [00:07.63]他为了跟你见面风雨无阻 [00:10.70]女： [00:11.11]他每次找你 [00:12.43]都带着你最喜爱的宝贝 [00:15.03]男： [00:15.54]他一叫你 [00:16.18] [00:16.68]你立马会下楼去迎接他 [00:19.98]女： [00:20.45]他不是你男朋友 [00:21.91]也不是你老公 [00:23.36]男： [00:23.78]这个人就是我快 递 小 哥 [00:27.33] [00:28.55]你骑呀骑上你的电动车 [00:31.42] [00:32.10]四处里忙送货 [00:34.18] [00:35.05]你跑了东家跑西家 [00:37.81] [00:38.60]楼上楼下如穿梭 [00:40.54] [00:41.55]你累呀累呀累得满头汗 [00:44.38] [00:45.06]脸上还笑呵呵 [00:46.89] [00:47.82]我网上买的那些好东东 [00:50.75] [00:51.56]全都是你送给我 [00:53.58] [00:56.42]快递小哥 啊快递小哥 [01:01.69] [01:02.90]三百六十行 新添了你一个 [01:08.19] [01:09.52]人人都需要你啊 [01:11.63] [01:12.54]家家欢迎又感谢 [01:14.45] [01:15.90]快递小哥辛苦啦 [01:18.63] [01:19.67]快歇会喝杯茶 [01:21.68] [01:22.87]可敬的好小伙 快递小哥 [01:28.91] [01:30.71]男： [01:31.04] [01:33.15]你好 取快递 [01:34.31]女： [01:34.73]哦 我买的好吃的 [01:36.28]男： [01:36.69]哎再下来 [01:38.10]又有快递来了 [01:39.73]女： [01:40.12]哦 是网购的名牌包包 [01:43.14]男： [01:43.55]哎妹纸 你怎么又又又 [01:46.11]又有快递来了 [01:47.71]女： [01:48.33]我代购的进口化妆品 [01:50.77]男： [01:51.33]妹纸 不是哥说你 [01:53.24] [01:53.76]你这买买买的节奏 [01:55.47]以后谁还敢娶你啊 [01:58.34]女： [01:58.61]呃 [01:59.00] [02:00.08]男： [02:00.35] [02:00.96]你一天一天从早跑到晚 [02:03.94] [02:04.53]四季里忙送货 [02:06.65] [02:07.52]你严寒酷暑挡不住 [02:10.28] [02:11.01]风里雨里送包裹 [02:13.00] [02:13.95]你赶呀赶急赶忙送文件 [02:16.90] [02:17.45]送餐更要趁热 [02:19.45] [02:20.46]网友们都说你是段子手 [02:23.42] [02:24.04]送来方便和欢乐 [02:25.82] [02:28.88]快递小哥 啊快递小哥 [02:34.00] [02:35.34]三百六十五天 [02:38.49]天天都紧忙活 [02:40.54] [02:41.85]我为你来点赞啊 [02:44.00] [02:45.03]为你编了这首歌 [02:46.87] [02:48.31]快递小哥段子多 [02:50.96] [02:52.05]真搞笑好幽默 [02:54.00] [02:55.30]开心的帅小伙 快递小哥 [03:01.33] [03:03.15]女： [03:03.49] [03:05.34]哎 帅哥你说 [03:06.66] [03:07.42]为啥没有女的送快递啊 [03:09.86]男： [03:10.67]我说了 妹纸你别生气啊 [03:14.03]女： [03:14.43]不生气 [03:15.23]男： [03:15.78]我猜 是怕她们半道忍不住 [03:19.18]把包裹给拆了吧 [03:21.40]女： [03:21.82]啊 [03:22.11] [03:22.94]男： [03:23.20] [03:24.02]快递小哥 啊快递小哥 [03:29.11] [03:30.51]三百六十五天 [03:33.04] [03:33.61]天天都紧忙活 [03:35.55] [03:37.02]我为你来点赞啊 [03:39.06] [03:40.20]为你编了这首歌 [03:42.03] [03:43.49]快递小哥段子多 [03:46.03] [03:47.13]真搞笑好幽默 [03:49.21] [03:50.34]开心的帅小伙 快递小哥 [03:56.48] [03:58.62]开心的帅小伙 快递小哥