The Bride Stripped Bare (By The Batchelors) (2007 Digital Remaster)-Bonzo Dog Band

[ti:The Bride Stripped Bare (By The Batchelors) (2007 Digital Remaster)] [ar:Bonzo Dog Band] [al:Keynsham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Bride Stripped Bare (By The Batchelors) (2007 Digital Remaster) - Bonzo Dog Band [00:01.28]So the boys got together and formed a band [00:03.43]Uh f-fate played the straight man [00:05.69]And since then they've never looked back [00:07.04] [00:11.47]Hey you lads welcome to club [00:13.22]I've seen you on the telly with your [00:14.62]Long hair and pimples [00:16.15](pop-pop) [00:16.93] [00:18.52]We arrived at the gig looking rough [00:20.27] [00:20.93]Not happy we'd all had enough [00:22.91] [00:23.77]Of eight hours on the road [00:26.01] [00:28.92]Legs Larry said he [00:30.23]"It's the boozer for me dear boy " [00:31.39] [00:32.10]"Yip yip yessiry " [00:33.38] [00:34.08]And the hotel reception was empty and cold [00:36.80]With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old [00:39.26]It stank like a rhino house [00:41.09] [00:44.41]Mr Slater said "Oh I can smell Vindaloo " [00:47.09]"Oh really " [00:48.11]"No sir O'Reilly " [00:49.50] [00:52.00]Hobnob [00:52.43] [00:54.50]And we wave to the people who frown [00:59.93]At our hair as we ride into town [01:04.05] [01:16.28]And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear [01:18.83]In the club where the [01:19.87]Dohl Pal Show would appear [01:21.15] [01:21.72]In person as themselves [01:23.42](arf arf) [01:24.25]In person as themselves [01:25.80] [01:26.61]Then Neil Fred and I played darts for a while [01:29.28]Before we switched on our theatrical smile [01:32.27]Hey you remember [01:33.16] [01:46.60]Hot dogs on sale in foyer [01:48.20] [01:49.13]Eyy [01:49.52] [01:52.19]"You can have a drink in your dressing room [01:53.58]Lads but you can't come into club [01:55.13]Looking like that We can't oblige Thank you " [01:57.01] [01:58.42]"Hey Redneck " [01:59.12] [02:00.85]"We've had 'em all 'ere you know Tommy Raye " [02:04.12]"Aye " [02:04.89] [02:05.82]"That's a brand new scratch on the piano [02:07.53]Cost you seventy-five quid to put that right " [02:09.39]"Whoa 'oo did that " [02:10.47]"I remember one time--" [02:11.75] [02:12.92]"And Buddy " [02:14.12]"Aye " [02:14.57] [02:15.82]"Put off all thought though in here dunnit " [02:18.00]"Whoa what " [02:18.53]"Will you take your empty [02:19.33]Glasses back to the bar " [02:20.18] [02:20.86]"Any 'artistes' messing in football [02:22.35]Will be paid off immediately " [02:23.71] [02:25.25]"Hoover " [02:25.69] [02:27.92]"It's not for meself lads it's for me daughter " [02:29.68] [02:31.59]"Five pints of lager and one Coke " [02:33.87] [02:36.12]"You got me lads it's the manager [02:37.20]That makes the rules "