听了就瘦-ONSTYLE

[ti:听了就瘦] [ar:ONSTYLE] [al:] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]听了就瘦 - ONSTYLE [00:00.02]词：谢帝 [00:00.06]曲：谢帝 [00:00.43]I have a dream [00:01.16] [00:39.33]为什么我长不高 [00:41.94] [00:42.67]为啥子我也瘦不掉 [00:45.39] [00:46.07]背着一身肉被人笑 [00:48.69] [00:49.34]为啥子我长不高 [00:51.07]你也瘦不了 [00:52.09] [00:52.66]I have a dream [00:53.83]我想要变瘦变瘦 [00:55.52] [00:56.02]You have a dream [00:57.19]到底要好瘦才够 [00:59.29]I have a dream [01:00.68]我不想背到一身肉 [01:02.44]对嘛对嘛对嘛 [01:03.77]那就不要坐到起来扭 [01:05.70] [01:06.35]要怪就怪小哩时候我吃哩太好 [01:09.09] [01:09.68]每天中午三两面才吃个半饱 [01:12.50] [01:13.10]到咯现在心情好咯喝水都要长 [01:15.83] [01:16.49]妈哟现在生活好咯水都有脂肪 [01:19.89]吃饭吃多咯不小心吃成咯胖娃儿 [01:23.34]就像不小心剪头剪成咯光头儿 [01:26.65]只敢带到帽子不敢到处切显 [01:29.37] [01:29.96]头发就像肉只能长多不能减 [01:33.24]我身上大喱地方 [01:34.92]不止是我哩裤子 [01:36.81]看过我肉哩人都说 [01:38.64]豁你哩肚子 [01:40.17]都说长胖点儿好 [01:41.81]胖子看起乖些 [01:43.49]但是说这话哩人找另一半都瘪瘪 [01:46.82]要瘦哩 [01:47.63]不要肉哩 [01:48.28]我们这些属于看到就够哩 [01:50.38]老子本来不帅还胖 [01:51.70]老天你造人是咋个造哩 [01:53.70]虽说不要太瘦太瘦看起就像杆杆 [01:57.08]但是胖胖比杆杆看起还要一般般 [02:00.49]所以贴子不要找些胖子哩 [02:02.78]好处往上搬 [02:03.82]我要是楼主看到这种贴子马上删 [02:06.58] [02:07.27]都说美女靠腰男人要靠身高 [02:10.44]为啥子我多高别个还说反对无效 [02:13.20] [02:14.00]效果好哩减肥药到底哪里去找 [02:16.64] [02:17.16]我最讨厌哪个对我说想胖又胖不到 [02:20.19] [02:20.75]所以以后叫我们不要叫 onstyle 跟南北 [02:24.13]我们两个合起来请直接叫合肥 [02:27.52]为什么我长不高 [02:30.10] [02:30.93]为啥子我也瘦不掉 [02:33.63] [02:34.29]背着一身肉被人笑 [02:36.99] [02:37.70]为啥子我长不高 [02:39.38]你也瘦不了 [02:40.35] [02:40.90]I have a dream [02:42.21]我想要变瘦变瘦 [02:44.22]You have a dream [02:45.46]到底要好瘦才够 [02:47.53]I have a dream [02:48.84]我不想背到一身肉 [02:50.89]对嘛对嘛对嘛 [02:52.13]那就不要坐到起来扭 [02:54.23]我说你是不知足 [02:55.87]身在福中不知福 [02:57.56]不像老子又矮又肥照到镜子只想哭 [03:01.12]你撇死一米八长哩胖都看起壮 [03:04.36]老子明明长的壮 [03:06.01]别个非说长的胖 [03:07.73]长哩再胖可以减 [03:09.12]但身高又不能随便选 [03:11.07]不管身高还是体重老子都还差得远 [03:14.49]所以你就不要在那怨天怨地 [03:17.04]在我面前 [03:17.88]你要学我要切接受现实 [03:19.98]莫得滴点儿怨言 [03:21.37]You have a dream [03:22.48]但要动 [03:23.36]不要紧都梦 [03:24.63]做一千个梦你不动 [03:26.45]最后还是那么重 [03:28.01]减肥药莫得用 [03:29.66]就跟增高药一样 [03:31.42]不要像我瓜求不西西 [03:33.01]紧都跑起切上当 [03:34.79]每次都被别个顺口喊成小胖娃儿哎 [03:38.22]感觉自己总是活哩像个小弟娃儿哎 [03:41.56]你们敢不敢在胖娃儿前头 [03:43.70]不加那个小 [03:44.90]我都21哩人咯宁愿你们说我老 [03:48.22]小新你慢慢减哈 [03:49.56]反正老子已经无所谓咯 [03:51.78]每天做白日梦 [03:53.02]老子心都碎咯而且累咯 [03:55.17]好多朋友都说我哩身材 [03:57.26]已经完全废咯 [03:58.53]所以管球他哩吃盘回锅肉 [04:00.56]老子洗咯睡咯 [04:01.72] [04:02.36]为什么我长不高 [04:04.77] [04:05.60]为啥子我也瘦不掉 [04:08.44] [04:09.00]背着一身肉被人笑 [04:11.66] [04:12.40]为啥子我长不高 [04:14.08]你也瘦不了 [04:15.47]I have a dream [04:16.84]我想要变瘦变瘦 [04:18.93]You have a dream [04:20.24]到底要好瘦才够 [04:22.30]I have a dream [04:23.54]我不想背到一身肉 [04:25.53]对嘛对嘛对嘛 [04:26.83]那就不要坐到起来扭