My Old Man's A Dustman

[ti:My Old Man's A Dustman] [ar:Lonnie Donegan] [al:100 Hits Children's Favourites (Disc 5)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegan [00:00.02]Written by：Lonnie Donegan [00:00.38]Now here's a little story [00:02.69] [00:04.60]To tell it is a must [00:06.68] [00:09.59]About an unsung hero [00:11.53] [00:13.48]That moves away your dust [00:16.53] [00:18.69]Some people make a fortune [00:20.11] [00:21.15]Others earn a mint [00:23.16] [00:25.30]My old man don't earn much [00:27.92] [00:28.90]In fact he's flippin' skint [00:33.21] [00:36.51]Oh my old man's a dustman [00:38.73]He wears a dustman's hat [00:40.43]He wears cor-blimey trousers [00:42.46]And he lives in a council flat [00:44.34]He looks a proper nana [00:46.26]In his great big hobnail boots [00:48.34]He's got such a job to pull them up [00:50.27]That he calls 'em daisy roots [00:51.76] [00:54.92]Some folks give tips at Christmas [00:57.03]And some of them forget [00:58.17] [00:58.98]So when he picks their bins up [01:00.81]He spills some on the step [01:02.68]Now one old man got nasty [01:04.61]And to the council wrote [01:05.97] [01:06.49]Next time my old man went 'round there [01:08.37]He punched him up the throat [01:10.09]Oh my old man's a dustman [01:12.22]He wears a dustman's hat [01:13.93]He wears cor-blimey trousers [01:15.93]And he lives in a council flat [01:17.92]I say I say Les [01:18.91] [01:19.45]Yes [01:19.66] [01:20.48]I er I found a police dog in my dustbin [01:23.08]Well how do you do know he's a police dog [01:24.66]He had a policeman with him [01:25.64] [01:29.07]Though my old man's a dustman [01:31.15]He's got an 'eart of gold [01:32.46] [01:33.06]He got married recently [01:34.87]Though he's eighty-six years old [01:36.23] [01:36.86]We said 'ere hang on dad [01:38.46]You're getting past your prime [01:40.65]He said well when you get to my age [01:42.48]It helps to pass the time [01:43.73] [01:44.55]My old man's a dustman [01:46.35]He wears a dustman's hat [01:48.04]He wears cor-blimey trousers [01:49.77]And he lives in a council flat [01:51.43]I say I say I say [01:52.45] [01:52.97]Huh [01:53.73]My dustbin's full of lilies [01:55.21]Well throw 'em away then [01:56.60]I can't lily's wearing them [01:57.89] [02:01.01]Now one day whilst in a hurry [02:02.67] [02:03.32]He missed a lady's bin [02:04.58] [02:05.23]He hadn't gone but a few yards [02:06.84]When she chased after him [02:08.44] [02:08.97]What game do you think you're playing [02:10.86]She cried right from the 'eart [02:12.68]You've missed me am I too late [02:14.52]No jump up on the cart [02:16.32] [02:17.91]My old man's a dustman [02:18.80]He wears a dustman's hat [02:20.40]He wears cor-blimey trousers [02:22.12]And he lives in a council flat [02:23.70]I say I say I say [02:26.56]Not you again [02:27.08] [02:27.89]My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools [02:30.97]How do you know it's full [02:32.34]'Cause there's not mushroom inside [02:34.45] [02:36.82]He found a tiger's head one day [02:39.63]Nailed to a piece of wood [02:41.04]The tiger looked like miserable [02:43.18]But I suppose he should [02:44.37] [02:44.93]Just then from out a window [02:46.21] [02:46.82]A voice began to wail [02:48.08] [02:48.77]It said oi where's me tiger's head [02:50.90]Four foot from his tail [02:52.26]Oh my old man's a dustman [02:54.49]He wears a dustman's hat [02:56.20]He wears cor-blimey trousers [02:58.27]And he lives in a council flat [02:59.94]Next time you see a dustman [03:01.45] [03:02.07]Looking all pale and sad [03:03.93]Don't kick him in the dustbin [03:05.80]It might be my old dad