What A Mouth (What A North And South)-Tommy Steele

What a Mouth (What a North and South) - Tommy Steele Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show It was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch Or the Blackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim When he opens his mouth you'll know And as poor Jim goes walkin' about You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out (What ) What Ooh um "What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South "Blimey what a mouth he's got" Now when he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh (Oy ) If he did it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half Mouth so large oh Lord oh Lumme He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine He got so drunk one foggy morn He layed in the road and started to yawn And a poor old man was delivering coals close by And as he went to shoot the load He saw Jim's mouth out in the road (What ) Eh Ooh what Oh yes What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man Bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot Right into his mouth no joke (Oy ) Jim Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal And he corfs up lumps o' coke (Oy ) (What ) Eh What eeh ooh ooh cor blimey I thought it was all over Oh yes um What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot right into his mouth No joke (Oy ) Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal And he corfs up lumps of coke OY OY (OY ) OY