Our Sergeant Major

[ti:Our Sergeant Major] [ar:George Formby] [al:George Formby: Essential Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.89]Our Sergeant Major - George Formby [00:03.08] [00:04.75]Now there's a sergeant major [00:06.84]Enjoys life while he can [00:09.01]He proves to all the ladies [00:11.02]He's a soldier and a man [00:13.50]He sticks out his chest [00:15.21]Two pillows in his vest [00:17.97]A bolster under [00:19.24]His rotunda [00:20.34]Our sergeant major [00:22.67]His medals break our hearts [00:24.66]He won them playing darts [00:26.85]And while competing [00:28.11]Who was cheating [00:29.34]Our sergeant major [00:31.38]He's far away the worst friend we've ever had [00:35.67]When he's far away well we're mighty glad [00:40.34]In the canteen bar [00:42.60]You know what sergeants are [00:45.16]When we've passed out [00:46.48]Who's the last out [00:47.49]Our sergeant major [00:49.38]He's got a raucous voice [00:51.64]His language isn't choice [00:53.88]In clink we'd shove him [00:55.50]How we love him [00:56.48]Our sergeant major [00:58.32]His weight about he'll throw [01:00.60]The wicked so and so [01:02.90]Who'd even smother [01:04.41]His own mother [01:05.30]Our sergeant major [01:07.39]He's far away the worst friend we've ever had [01:11.73]When he's far away well we're mighty glad [01:16.30]Our bugler goes his rounds [01:18.59]And when the bugle sounds [01:20.88]For everlasting [01:21.95]Who's he blasting [01:23.30]Our sergeant major [01:26.43] [02:01.51]Now he makes raw recruits [02:03.67]Just tremble in their boots [02:05.99]He calls 'em slackers [02:07.73]Who's gone crackers [02:08.51]Our sergeant major [02:10.52]His feet fill up the road [02:12.80]Knock kneed and pigeon toed [02:15.05]We'd sooner shoot him [02:16.67]Than salute him [02:17.57]Our sergeant major [02:19.64]He's far away the worst friend we've ever had [02:24.35]When he's far away well we're mighty glad [02:28.73]The mascot goat we own [02:31.01]Though big and fat has grown [02:33.41]Wild and warlike [02:34.66]It's far more like [02:35.86]Our sergeant major